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Post by Zylaa on Oct 4, 2007 20:10:54 GMT -5
Today has been an entertaining day.
"It's like comparing apples to oranges, only weirder." - Guy in stats class about our task to compare normal distributions to household appliances.
Mr.H: "Who comes out at night?"
Students:
"The bogeyman!"
"Monsters!"
"Vampires!"
"Prostitutes!"
"Drunkards!"
"College students!"
"Bats!"
"Muggers!"
"Bad people!"
I called "A duck!" but nobody heard me. ;_; (Note: I don't actually take this class, I'm in the classroom working on the newspaper while it goes on)
Edit- Also:
Me: "Your insult made about as much sense as "Your mom goes to college!""
OL: "My mom does go to college."
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 7, 2007 21:28:00 GMT -5
Mom: "So is Sam a girl?"
Me: "No, Sam's a flute."
I meant to say "The Sam that is female plays the flute." But instead I made a new gender.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 7, 2007 21:58:01 GMT -5
I live with a flute. Its name is Faustchen III. I enjoy living with Faustchen III, it's much more interesting than a regular roommate.
Random thing I remembered from the Oregon trip. To give some background, we were in a park well-known for its tame ducks that will literally eat right out of your hand. We were finishing up, and this happened...
Cousin: I have less bread left than you, that means I win.
Me: No, that just means you're less generous.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 8, 2007 21:04:19 GMT -5
DM, more deadpan than ever: Yay Eagles. Woo. Go, fight, win.
Nice to see DM still has his school spirit!
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
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Post by Taslin on Oct 8, 2007 21:05:33 GMT -5
From another FanTales Four Chatzy conversation: Xicrog: Oh, he always types "luscious," which seems to be his favorite phrase to describe women, as "lushish." Midna: Marie Callendar makes a good dumpling. Xicrog: That sounds like a new designer drug. Midna:  Xicrog: Wait XDDDD. I meant lushish sounds like a designer drug. Taslin: XD This is going STRAIGHT to 'Things People Say'. |
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 8, 2007 21:13:43 GMT -5
XDD Marie Callender would be an interesting designer drug too.
Xic- Well, he has some excuse not to have school spirit when he doesn't attend the school anymore.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 8, 2007 21:15:46 GMT -5
BUT HE NEVER HAD ANY IN THE FIRST PLACE THAT WAS MY POINT. HE'S NEVER HAD ANYTHING SPIRIT.
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 8, 2007 21:24:13 GMT -5
Not denying that. XD
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 8, 2007 21:34:58 GMT -5
I'm sure he's mumbled things to that effect before at football games and I've just forgotten to put them here.
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 9, 2007 20:43:25 GMT -5
On a Facebook comments section:
"Why dont u people get educated."
Well why dont u?
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 9, 2007 20:54:55 GMT -5
XDDDD Love. Is r childrn lerning? I wonder...
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 9, 2007 21:04:05 GMT -5
Rarly is that question askd.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 9, 2007 22:41:55 GMT -5
moar chatzy fun. Midna: Once day I'll show up on your guys' doorsteps. Midna: "Hai, Midna hur." Xicrog: Me: HOSHI- Midna: Entertainmentz plz. Xicrog: How did you get in the dorm room, did they forget to lock the doors agian? Taslin: XD I'd probably recognize you before you said anything and tackleglomp you. Midna: I'M A NINJA, I CLIMB WALLS. Midna: *cues Batman song* Nanananannanana, MIDNA~ Xicrog: tps'd. |
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Post by Shadaras on Oct 15, 2007 18:07:31 GMT -5
*casts 'Ressurect' on the forums*
((Talking about a wooden sword))
Why is it a sword?
Because it's purple.
((From a chat))
a friend: It would head bob. <boink> <stop> <boink> <stop>
me: xD 1 penance point for head bobbing!
a friend: Nooo!
Never!
((part of a different, stupider chat))
a friend <tags bird>
my brother: !?!
me: Look! It's a bird!
my brother: <tells bird to tag (my real name)>
me: I'm gonna get you, bird!
a friend: Die Bird!
my brother: DIE BIRD!
me: Die, bird!
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 16, 2007 22:20:05 GMT -5
"It's sex and vegetarianism." -Part of this girl's explanation of a short story. This was of course the first bit I heard of this conversation.
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