Things People Say

[Xicrog]

Not necessarily something that was said...but today in German I snapped after playing bingo one too many times and made...

...this is a dramatic pause, in case you were wondering...

....

....THE ULTIMATE UNWINNABLE BINGO CARD! I wish I could scan it, because it was so awesome. The squares had things like...42! and WRRRYYYY! and Lightning Tiger Blade! and U R DOIN THIS GAEM WRONG! and Apoptosis! and other such inside jokes.

Oh, we had an online discussion for Dimensions of Health. The subject we were covering was something I found highly irritating, so I kind of snapped. Highlights from Online Class Mark 2 include....

"If, according to you, men don't communicate verbally, then how do they primarily communicate? Charades? ASL? Smoke signals? Interpretive dance? I'm at a loss here."
-Me

"I don't see why the government should infringe on our right to have multiple wives."
-A classmate

"I'm sure that if the Tibetian nomads were here instead of nomad-ing, they would be totally offended at the government's infringement on their right to have multiple husbands."
-Part of my reply to previous classmate

A noprize goes anyone who can guess the gender of that classmate! And if you can also say which phenomena observed by feminist scholars he is exhibiting, you get another noprize at no extra cost!

"This post is not safe for reading by complementarians, n00bs, anti-egalitarians (you freaks), tl;dr'ers, or the average human being. Do not read while under the influence of drugs. Do not do drugs. Do not read while operating heavy machinery. If you've read this far while operating heavy machinery, congrats! Now put down your computer before you kill somebody."
-The opener to my post

I thought college kids were supposed to be smart.

Zylaa: ...and just what propmted your sister to say that?

[Zylaa]

XD I'm tempted to put the quote about how men communicate in my signature.

And it was in response to one of those wonderful automated messages telling us to abide by the dress code and stop using cell phones in school. My sister happened to be the one that picked up the phone.

[Xicrog]

"Oh God, levitating flowers! The crepe myrtles are possessed, run for your lives!"
-Me

[Elycien]

In trig coming up with an acronym for "ASTC."

Someone: Oooh, CATS!
Mrs. T: It has to be in order, though.
Blake: Ummm.... Always... smack.... the cat.
Everyone: XDDDDD
and later...
Blake: Ooh, ooh, I got one! Always snort the crack!
Everyone: XDDDDDDDDDDD!
Mrs. T: *facepalm* XD;

[Xicrog]

FanTales Four+caffiene+late-night Chatzy=

Midna: *goes to emo with Christos in soulless land*
Taslin: But he's not there anymore.
Midna: *pulls him back*
Xicrog: You can emo with Kyrel and his broken brain instead. That way you won't have to make Christos soulless again.
Taslin: NOES!!!! *cries*
Taslin: *at Mid*
Midna: I'M BRINGING HIM DOWN WITH ME
Chimoari: NOOOO!!
Xicrog: ...uh, nooooo? Or something.
Xicrog is an Azure fan.

This is myself and some other Talesfanstorygameprojectthing directors talking about...I don't know what we were talking about, and I don't want to have to explain this. Just go to ToSF and look up Tales of the Bane, then it might make some Veigue vague sense.

I am totally not plugging TotB guise.

Now Zylaa will want me to shamelessly recruit them D:

[Zylaa]

What, me? Want people to SHAMELESSLY RECRUIT other people?

Never. *coughhack*

[Shadaras]

"I'm not a people, I'm a person." - A friend

D&D brings many weird quotes. I just wish I could remember them all.

[Xicrog]

"The deaf teachers are ninjas!"
-G-Dubb friend

I still have no idea where this came from.

[Zylaa]

"Chimney sweeps are human, so they can't fly." - Mom

I lost track of the conversation, and then when I paid attention again... this showed up.

[Zylaa]

"Attack, cactus of purity and light!"
- For those of you who don't want to read, it's from one of the Anti-shurtugal articles, this one attacking every aspect of the poem in Eldest. This is concerning the suggestion that Eragon fights the evil with plants.

[Zylaa]

Yes, this is a triple post.

Anyway.

"I've finally found something we have in common besides hatred and glasses!" - Tim, upon learning that I had beaten KH2

[Xicrog]

That doesn't beat the quintuple post I once made here, though.

"PERIMETER! Hehehehehe!"
-Mom and I, while in a crowded movie theatre, watching the Bourne Supremacy.

It's a long story...

[Xicrog]

"I would really like to listen to Weltenbrand's music, but they don't exist."
-Me

They're from Liechtenstein, they can't exist! It's not possible!

[Elycien]

Xiv is so random sometimes. XDDD

Me: *talking about my creative writing class* ...so Adam's all "yeah, we don't want to burn the freshmen's virgin eyes." And I thought of Krissy, and I was all "Virgin eyes? yeah right XD"
Xiv: XDD Krissy, are you a virgin?
Krissy: ........ what? XDDD
Xiv: *gets really flustered* Um, no! XDDD I meant, do you have virgin eyes, because that's what SHE said, only then I... never mind...
Krissy: I'm 14! XD Of course I'm a virgin!
*more stuff along these lines*
Ashley: *suddenly hears the last few sentences* What? Xiv, you're not a virgin?
Xiv: ... NO! O___o
Everyone else: XDDDDDDDD;;;

Misunderstandings = fun!

Xiv: We all share a condom bond of fun!
Me: ... what did you just...? o-o;
Xiv: ... common. common. >____>; shut up XD;

(Krissy had just found a condom under the bleachers for some reason, I don't want to know, so that was where that came from, I suppose...)

Then there's creative writing. XDDD

Adam and Cameron were discussing how many lines were in a stanza for their epic poems...
Cameron: Mine has sextoids.
Adam: .......... wait what?
Cameron: Sextoids - you know, six lines to a stanza...
Adam: ...I thought you said "sex toys." ^^;
Cameron and me: XDDDDDDDDD
Adam: Well, you know, your main character IS a womanizer, so... XD

then later,

Adam: *reading from Cameron's poem* "everyone longed for his love"? Geez, your poem is like a soap opera.
*We all contribute various soap opera-like ideas for Cameron's poem.*
Cameron: XD Yeah... it's like... "She was pregnant... and then they discovered that the father was... *reads a random name off Adam's poem* Falkiork!"
Adam: Dude, Falkiork is a country...
Cameron: ... oh... XDD
Me: So is it even possible to be impregnated by a country? XDDD
Cameron: Well... um... people get pregnant in countries a lot, right? >___>;;

Then Adam and Natalie had writer's block.

Natalie: Quick, give me a name for the random guy.
Adam: Um... Adam. Adam HANDSOME.
Natalie: XDDD KAY.
later,
Adam: *his poem ends at "Azra, being"* I don't know what to WRITE.
Me: *leans over and types in "pretty", so the line says "Azra, being pretty"*
Adam: *continues with "... won the hand of Adam Handsome"* ;D
Everyone: XDDD PERFECT.

And when we were reading our epic poems in class, my table (me, Adam, Cameron) kept randomly snickering whenever Natalie mentioned Adam Handsome. Or his pledges of eternal love with her heroine. XDDD Cause she actually kept that IN.

Adam, however, did not keep that line in.

[Zylaa]

XD Fun conversations.

This was when the colorguard instructor was criticizing our guard:
"I don't want to see any slippings or dead fish."

Yes, he actually said that. And I have no idea of the context. XD