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Post by Zylaa on Jan 11, 2007 18:27:04 GMT -5
The Tactless Band Member Award of the day: Canadian, to the band director: "So how close are you to being fired?"
Me, on IM: oh that sort of like Me: i thought you meant dislike
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 11, 2007 19:03:19 GMT -5
How many times has Canadian won the Tactless Band Member Award now? But back on subject... "I hear words in my head." -Me. What I meant to say was, "When I am writing, I can clearly hear the character's dialouge in my mind." Oh well. "Being able to read a language...is good." -Also me. Um, I ran out of adjectives. One of my friends was trying to convince me to learn Chinese, I was objecting on the grounds I could never learn all the characters. It lead to that. I may give the appearance of being smart, but I'm really an idiot. "Aghhh, not another pirate theme! How many of these stupid things are there!" -My mom, at a band competition. Would not have been so bad if one of the bands playing the aforementioned stupid pirate themes had not been sitting in front of her. OMG I FORGOT THE BEST ONE. "We have pride in our band! And wrath, and sloth!" -Anonymous
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 16, 2007 19:08:36 GMT -5
"Katie is making me want to extract her brains with a hypodermic needle." -MX
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 16, 2007 20:31:03 GMT -5
Mom (reading The Hot Zone, a novel about e. bola virus, to my sister. Don't ask): ...the WHO (World Health Organization) had no idea what idea to do about the virus... Me: Of course they don't; they're a rock band!
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Post by katanal on Jan 22, 2007 16:20:40 GMT -5
"Did you ever see the tombstone that said "OMG DONT RUN INTO THE BUS!" "
---zylaa
"i'm going to kill you now"
"nooooo! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no!"
-zylaa and katanal
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Post by katanal on Jan 22, 2007 16:25:29 GMT -5
The Tactless Band Member Award of the day: Canadian, to the band director: "So how close are you to being fired?" Me, on IM: oh that sort of like Me: i thought you meant dislike hey. you were talking to me i think. i just realized that. maybe?
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 22, 2007 21:16:21 GMT -5
Yes, I was indeed talking to you.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 23, 2007 19:08:01 GMT -5
"Oh, like you don't ever say anything ungrammatically correct." -Another band person who does not yet have a nickname "Lose up to 10-100 lbs!" -an ad for a weight-loss ear staple. Yes, an ear staple.
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Post by katanal on Jan 23, 2007 19:13:44 GMT -5
lmfao.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 23, 2007 23:07:23 GMT -5
"He has an earring! On his ear!" -My sister
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 24, 2007 17:03:29 GMT -5
"We were expressing shock...in syncopation!" -Two people who will remain unnamed
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 24, 2007 20:22:29 GMT -5
"Are you going to have to fight the ice cream now?" - My sister
On IM: katanal: bush is like the gangsta. katanal: but instead of being the cool lone wolf gangsta k: he's the gangsta that aint found out no one likes him k: so that means that it's that much easier to get shot k: i mean how can you go down heroically in a blaze of glory, if you must go down, if you get hit on the back of the head by a jewish mobster holding a potato
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 24, 2007 20:55:23 GMT -5
"HELLFIRE AND CONDEMNATION. Stop using Meteor Storm now, Jade!" -Me. Would not have been so bad if my dad was not in the room and I was yelling at the ally AI in Tales of the Abyss, and I didn't throw my controller on the floor, and if I didn't always get on my dad about yelling at the TV. Yes...I really do say "hellfire and condemnation" IRL.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 25, 2007 17:16:57 GMT -5
"Hey, you! Random girl! Could you risk life and limb and go get that hackeysack from under the bus?" -Random boy, to me, after his friend had kicked their hackeysack under the back of a bus that had just started its ignition.
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Post by katanal on Jan 25, 2007 22:53:40 GMT -5
"well how'd it go?" "oh. it went" "so what'd he say?" "well... first he was just like --DURN IT MY STUPID PURPLE LIPS!" -----me with mother ---- i left my lip gloss in my ex bf's car. i'm so glad i focus on the important issues of a breakup.
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