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Post by Zylaa on Oct 18, 2007 21:06:17 GMT -5
Responses to my appearance the day after I got my hair dyed blonde(r): "Your hair changed color." "You're blonde!" "Did you get light brown highlights in your hair?" -BD "You look like you've lost a lot of weight. Have you been eating?" - Newspaper teacher, who failed to notice any change in hair color.
Also, the number of people who have taken it upon themselves to carefully examine my hair from every angle so far are 2.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 18, 2007 21:07:28 GMT -5
"His level. It is over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!" -Me, very loudly, yelling in frustration about the world's worst self-insert and referencing an internet meme while in a crowded dorm.
Actually, the entire LJ entry about that particular self-insert was priceless, and I'll have to post it here at some point in time.
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 18, 2007 21:12:51 GMT -5
Yes, post it, it sounds very entertaining. ^_^
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 18, 2007 21:15:01 GMT -5
Going in Refrigerator Door- I'll just provide a direct link. It's done in a series, so the current one is just an introduction.
EDIT: I think I'll put it in The Bad instead. Same concept.
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 22, 2007 23:10:42 GMT -5
katanal (over IM): i shall see you and your pants tomorrow
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 23, 2007 7:48:04 GMT -5
Me: Epica is epic, and that's why they call themselves Epica!
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 23, 2007 21:14:38 GMT -5
My sister: We're soaking wet... and sexy!
This was after we all decided to go run around in the pouring rain.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 24, 2007 10:43:54 GMT -5
"My inner feminist rage is like a glowstick." -Me. It kind of made sense in context.
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
Posts: 120
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Post by Elycien on Oct 30, 2007 14:49:52 GMT -5
Misheard conversation in the hallways... I still have no idea what they really were saying.
Guy: Where were you in band today? Other guy: Racism! Guy: Oh, okay.
... yeah, definitely misheard that.
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 30, 2007 21:20:23 GMT -5
"In this quarter we'll be studying sleep, dreams, and drug-induced states, so a lot of things you all will have experienced." - My Psychology teacher, apparently without trying to be funny.
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Nov 16, 2007 17:21:43 GMT -5
"ALL OF THE MODERN-DAY CHINESE PEOPLE ... ARE ACTUALLY ZOMBIE FINNS IN CLEVER DISGUISE! AND ONE DAY ... THEY WILL SUDDENLY REVEAL THEMSELVES AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! AND CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS THROUGH CHINESE FOOD THAT IS ACTUALLY A MIND-CONTROL DEVICE. PARTICULARLY THE LEMON CHICKEN AND EGG ROLLS."
~Rain Ýdalir, brought to you by the wonderfulness of Chatzy and two girls hypped up on Finnish Mythology. If anybody wants more of an explanation, I'd be happy to provide one.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 16, 2007 17:55:09 GMT -5
"It's like Nightwish, the cast of Carmen, a mariachi band, and the entire brass section of the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra all had a really wild night in a bar, then went to a hotel room and...um...yeah, you fill in the blanks. And D:S:O is the twisted, twisted offspring of that union."
-Me trying to explain what the Diablo Swing Orchestra (unfortunate name, great band) is like.
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Rain Ýdalir
Expendable Minion
you don't know how lovely you are
Posts: 4
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Post by Rain Ýdalir on Nov 16, 2007 21:45:37 GMT -5
~Adventures In Chatzy~
Rain Ýdalir: Um... WHOA, I LIKE, KILLED THE CHAT BY -JUST ENTERING THE ROOM-
Rain Ýdalir: I WILL NOW GO OUT AND USE THIS POWER TO CONQUER THE WORLD
Rain Ýdalir: BRB
Midna: Back
Xicrog: Okay....can I have Finland when you're finished conquering the world?
Xicrog: And WB Mid. You left?
Taslin: NOEZ. I WANT FINLAND.
Taslin: YOU CAN HAVE NORWAY.
Midna: I went to go eat a sandwich (my mom's attempting to fatten me up again) but the Chat was sorta dead so I didn't bother to say anything. ^^;
Rain Ýdalir: WHATEVER. ALL THE REAL FINNS ARE IN CHINA PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION WITH CHINESE FOOD ANYWAY
Xicrog: BUT I NEED FINLAND SO I CAN FORCE FINNISH METAL BANDS TO MAKE MORE MUSIC. D:
Xicrog: YOU HAVE NORWAY.
Rain Ýdalir: BUT I WANT NORWAY 'CAUSE IT HAS ALL THOSE COOL FJORDS
Rain Ýdalir: FJORDS ARE AWESOME, MAN
Taslin: FINE THEN. I WANT CANADA.
Rain Ýdalir: BUT I WANT CANADA TOO, FOR IT IS MY HOME.
Xicrog: YOU GET CANADA THEN. <3
Xicrog: Can't you have joint dictatorship or something?
Rain Ýdalir: WELL, ACTUALLY, I SUPPOSE YOU CAN HAVE NUNAVUT, OR SOMETHING, TAS.
Taslin: OKAYZ, FINE.
Rain Ýdalir: ...SHOULD THIS GO IN TPS TOO? I THINK YES.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 16, 2007 21:55:37 GMT -5
What especially kills me is that he TELLS everything. There is NO -SHOWING- WHAT-F...UDGE...ING-SOEVER. YES. NONE WHAT-FUDGING-SOEVER. FUDGE OF -ANGER-. FUDGE OF WARM, CHOCOLATY RAGE!
-Rain Ydalir rants about the horrible writing quality of a certain fanstory.
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Roadie
Expendable Minion
Posts: 4
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Post by Roadie on Nov 16, 2007 23:41:46 GMT -5
Curimuch: I was so mad because in KH Auron lost his sunglasses and boobs.
Midna: ...lol boobs
Curimuch: ROFL
Curimuch: I MEANT BOOZE
(roughly quoted MSN conversation about how they removed Auron's epic sunglasses and booze in KHII)
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