Sediea
Expendable Minion
Disciple of Alchiba
Disciples of Alchiba Unite!
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Post by Sediea on Feb 5, 2009 21:58:07 GMT -5
A lovely conversation between my mom and I just hours ago.  "What are you making, Mom?" "Mashed potatoes and gravy...yes, I added a bit of garlic juice. You know why, right?" "Um, yes." "They're good for you. They're anti-everything. Antioxidants, antiviral, antifungal, and even anti-friend." coughantivampiretoocough |
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 15, 2009 1:10:45 GMT -5
Overheard as I was on the on the way back to my dorm:
Guy, to friend: "Spanish is easy, it's pronounced just like it sounds."
As opposed to... pronouncing things differently than they sound?
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Feb 15, 2009 22:34:53 GMT -5
Okay, so when we were playing Apples to Apples tonight, the adjective we were playing to was 'Bogus':
Judge: (listing off the cards to be judged) 'My Hair'....
Player A: (kidding) Are you really bald, then?
Judge then takes off his hat to reveal a severe receding hairline, which none of the players were aware of. Cue mortification on the part Player A and hysterical laughter on everyone else's.
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 20, 2009 10:20:40 GMT -5
In physics today, while reciting Einstein's famous equation:
Guy: E equals M C Hammer
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Feb 24, 2009 11:40:06 GMT -5
Xicrog: ...I like how whenever I type in "sparkly" in YouTube's search bar, it helpfully fills in "edward" for me right after that.
XD Twilight, you have ruined the world.
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Feb 26, 2009 17:04:47 GMT -5
ZOMG double post.
---In an MSN conversation----
BearOfGlacia says:
But you're still not gonna marry me are you [SummerRayn]?
BearOfGlacia says:
Hmm.....maybe I should initiate Plan B.
Sorakh has been added to the conversation.
SummerRayn says:
Hai
BearOfGlacia says:
'allo there Plan B.
Sorakh says:
Hey guys.
Sorakh says:
...Plan B?
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 27, 2009 8:39:52 GMT -5
Maybe you should accidentally send both of them scarves, Tas... Or have you learned nothing from Trin? |
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Feb 27, 2009 8:53:01 GMT -5
Oh, I have learned much from Trin. XD I was not one of the participates in this exchange, merely an amused observer.
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 27, 2009 22:23:32 GMT -5
Oh. XD; I thought it was safe to assume BearOfGlacia was you. Sorry. Well, as a wise website man once said, Everything is Worse With Bears...
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Mar 2, 2009 22:17:26 GMT -5
Okay, so today over dinner we were talking about the various things one could conceivably give up for Lent, keeping in mind that it had to be something that would truly inconvenience you. The whole conversation was pretty fun, but the most amusing bit was this: Ben: (rambles off something about food)
Me: Oh, I know! You could give up Commons [the dining hall]! Sarah: ....Did you just suggest he give up condoms for Lent? O.o As you might imagine, that derailed the conversation entirely. EDIT: It might be helpful to note here that Sarah and Ben are dating.  |
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 8, 2009 22:25:43 GMT -5
Chi: *is lying down and can't type werll*
Me: You don't say?
Chi: lol proof enugh. XD
Chi: ........
Yay typos. :,)
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
Posts: 120
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Post by Elycien on Mar 10, 2009 18:31:33 GMT -5
Talking about the guy I was going to ask to prom, before I asked him. Jordan: He probably won't want to get a tux either, that's pretty expensive... Me: Well, far be it from me to insist on clothes. ...I meant "I won't be getting a super-expensive dress either so why should I care if he doesn't go in for ridiculously expensive fashion either?" and obviously that is not how it came across. XDD We laughed for a good two minutes, and then, Xiv: (to Jordan, who asked her) I just want you to know, I do insist on clothes. --- Play rehearsal, mis-sung lyrics... XD At one point the guys butchered "Morning is smearing up the sky" into "London is smearing up the sky" which brings a really bizarre mental image to mind. xDDD And I kept singing, instead of "Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime": "Ding, dong, the girls are gonna chime!" I think this was because we were doing choreography and I was thinking "okay, the girls are going to the front" and it got into my singing. And anyone who can guess what musical it is wins.  --- This is from a Japanese fanart site, which I was using Google Translate on: "Be careful because it suddenly dropped to half a picture criminy poop! And I get warm." Criminy poop! XDDDD Rain and I have been using that phrase all the time now. |
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 12, 2009 23:25:53 GMT -5
My Fair Lady pwns. Anyway.
Our cat was sickish today, so my mom was looking online for signs we should watch out for.
Mom: "One of the signs we're supposed to look for is lethargy... How can you tell?!"
Dad: "He sleeps 22 hours a day instead of 21."
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 28, 2009 13:46:29 GMT -5
Overheard in the bagel line, a statement by a master of the obvious:
Person: "Okay, I'm gonna get out of the line now so I'm not, like, in it."
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Sept 20, 2010 17:16:34 GMT -5
"On the internet, no one knows you're from Krypton."
~My dad
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