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Post by Xicrog on May 27, 2007 19:07:18 GMT -5
Basically, we were in the school parking lot and some guy in a Ford Fusion drove by blasting rap music as loudly as possible. So then he said "Word up. That dude be stylin' in his Ford Fusion, yo."
Speaking of parking-lot hijinks...
Me: Love a flavor.
DM: Level a flu virus.
Me: Lever la...fluv?
We were trying to figure out the significance behind the license plate "LVAFLUV"
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Post by Zylaa on May 31, 2007 21:29:54 GMT -5
XD Nice.
Lava For Love?
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Jul 31, 2007 10:34:22 GMT -5
*steps in* HI.  ... What is this talk about explosives? D: *takes cover* Well, Kit and Crystal are madly in love with each other, but Crystal's married to Wandy, and Wandy wants to keep Crystal, so he rigged this car with explosives and gave it to Kit. ^__^ And Kit, if you're wandering off to angst, you could go post things on Flying Toasters. *shot* I have no shame. ... >> *angsts* |
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Post by Zylaa on Jul 31, 2007 10:39:49 GMT -5
Let's see how insensitive I can be! Huzzah!
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 11, 2007 17:23:05 GMT -5
"AAAAH! Words!" - Sister #1
"It's a sign! Oh wait, it actually is a sign." - Sister #1
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Post by Shadaras on Aug 11, 2007 21:39:14 GMT -5
"So Dumbledore is pineapple." - My brother. ((In his defense, it makes sense in context.))
And, in the same vein, I said something about my mom slicing up Dumbledore(pineapple, actually). Yes, for all it's weirdness, this did indeed make sense at the time. Honest. It did.
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
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Post by Elycien on Aug 12, 2007 9:36:28 GMT -5
"So Dumbledore is pineapple." - My brother. ((In his defense, it makes sense in context.)) And, in the same vein, I said something about my mom slicing up Dumbledore(pineapple, actually). Yes, for all it's weirdness, this did indeed make sense at the time. Honest. It did. I'm reminded of a sort of inside joke I have with Rain, Xiv, and Fenrix... about food... no really. XD *thinks* It started with Namine steak, and then.... we've also got powdered Shigure, Roxas waffles, Luxord stew, Sasuke sausages, Quark pork.... I forget the rest. XD All of which originated in different ways. So much fun. |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 12, 2007 10:36:18 GMT -5
"So Dumbledore is pineapple." - My brother. ((In his defense, it makes sense in context.)) And, in the same vein, I said something about my mom slicing up Dumbledore(pineapple, actually). Yes, for all it's weirdness, this did indeed make sense at the time. Honest. It did. I'm reminded of a sort of inside joke I have with Rain, Xiv, and Fenrix... about food... no really. XD *thinks* It started with Namine steak, and then.... we've also got powdered Shigure, Roxas waffles, Luxord stew, Sasuke sausages, Quark pork.... I forget the rest. XD All of which originated in different ways. So much fun. It reminds me of the accioBrain website where the artist always draws the Lestrange husband with talking pineapples... Which reminds me, I need to link to that site from here, if I haven't already. |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 15, 2007 22:21:41 GMT -5
At camp, when we had a tendency to use code words for smuggled-in electronic devices:
"I didn't catch enough invisible floating boxes inside my head." - tentmate.
On someone's Facebook wall: "Cool. I have a machete in my lap."
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Post by Xicrog on Aug 25, 2007 22:33:06 GMT -5
"Too am I"
-Me. I meant to say "I am too." I was tired, okay?
"I do that too. Except instead of rap music, I play Christian music. So instead of 'Yo, where my dawgs at?' It's 'Jesus loves me! And he loves you too!' blaring out my window."
-College friend concerning playing music loudly in cars.
"This spring isn't boiling! It isn't doing anything! They need to change the name to Broken Springs!"
-Another college friend, concerning Middle-of-Nowhere's non-Boiling Spring.
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 28, 2007 21:56:10 GMT -5
"I'm a Chao, love me!" - my sister
Chaos are adorable little things in the Sonic Adventure 2 Battle game.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 3, 2007 14:43:18 GMT -5
"Argh! Charles Preston, get your leather-clad butt back here right now and join my party!"
-Me playing Wild Arms 5
Uh...well...I had resolved myself to gather all six members of the active battle party before the weekend ended and I had to go back to Middle-of-Nowhere without my PS2. This would be impossible in a game like Tales, where that doesn't happen until at least thirty hours in. However, in the Wild Arms series, you usually get your full party as early as three hours (barring WA2.) Well, WA5 was one of those exceptions. Took me about eighteen hours.
I swear, you have to drag that kid out of being arrested/shot/stabbed/hanged at least four times. He only saves you once. Sort of. And by about the third time, I was convinced he was finally going to join up, and then he was like..."kthxbai" and I was like "alskdjfaweoegu" and the afforementioned quote happened.
See, this is why no one likes being around me when I play video games. I talk too much.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 3, 2007 16:46:41 GMT -5
"I'm a maple. I make syrup. Mmm." -Mary
I completely forget the context for this. But she said it in Stats class.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 3, 2007 17:53:05 GMT -5
Wait. I just realized this thread has the most replies out of any FT thread. Is that good or bad?
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 3, 2007 18:01:55 GMT -5
Well, it depends on who we want it to be good or bad for.
For the forum: Good!
As an indication of the world in general: Bad.
My sister: "----, that was your principal. He says you need to stop using your cell phone and stop dressing so slutty."
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