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Post by Xicrog on Mar 25, 2007 17:38:48 GMT -5
Librarian: (concerning colleges) So, what does your dad think about it? Me: I don't think he does. *awkward pause* Me: ....I didn't mean it that way.
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 26, 2007 14:15:35 GMT -5
On a website: "Ness fought juvenile crime by forming Boy Scout units in police, fire, and other public buildings."
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 30, 2007 15:36:35 GMT -5
"No, he doesn't have the Cereal Box Scion. He has the Ghetto-Fabulous one." -DM, in quite possibly the best description of the Scion line of cars I have ever heard.
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Post by Shadaras on Apr 5, 2007 12:37:59 GMT -5
"Fantailed Pidgeon" "Western Fan- No, wait. That isn't right" "Western Bandtailed Pidgeon" "Bandtailed lizard" - Ivy, one of my RL friends, while trying to say 'Bandtailed Pidgeon'.
That is most definatly an incomplete list. She tried to say it at least seven times. And then, when I said it, I missaid it too. Forget how I did it, though. 'Twas quite funny. Oh, and the animal that it's name got mixed whit is a 'Western Fence Lizard', which we call a Bluebelly because of it's blue belly.
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Post by Zylaa on Apr 14, 2007 10:49:36 GMT -5
Hannah: "Do you know Jessica?" Mr. K: "Yes, I do." H: "She's my best friend!" Mr. K: "I'm sorry."
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Post by Xicrog on Apr 14, 2007 11:55:33 GMT -5
"Have you been cooked in Crisco?" -The Goodson
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Post by Shadaras on Apr 14, 2007 15:05:31 GMT -5
At various times during the past week, on a campout.
"How can I contemplate the universe with you farting all the time?"
"Turdsmaking"
"Dunkoff!"
"I won't wear the sweater for another week, because, unlike the desert, my house isn't freezing cold!"
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Post by Xicrog on Apr 20, 2007 15:29:41 GMT -5
Band person (talking about a much-hated instructor to another band person): Oh, come on. You know, the person who we all hated? And her first name started with a K and her last name with a D?
BD: ...my fiance?
Cue band person backpedaling frantically.
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Post by Zylaa on Apr 23, 2007 20:50:04 GMT -5
XDDD When did that happen?
My mother: "Everyone has a king and a potato farmer somewhere in their past."
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aidan
Expendable Minion
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Post by aidan on May 10, 2007 2:22:40 GMT -5
"My corset makes me look fat..." *said when laces were tight as was physically possible
I've got others, Creative Writing stocks me up with loads of them.... unfortunately, none are suitable for this forum. I'd get banned so fast I would open a whole in the fabric of time and space.
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Post by Xicrog on May 11, 2007 17:24:46 GMT -5
"That's not fair. My force field is defective!" -Me
Loooooong story.
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Ebil
Villager
AAAHHH!
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Post by Ebil on May 14, 2007 15:58:11 GMT -5
Kayla: Knock knock. Me: who's there? Kayla: Interupting starfish! Me: In- *splat*
I always fall for things like that ._.
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Post by Xicrog on May 16, 2007 17:11:54 GMT -5
We psychologize ourselves. -Dr. Brown, officious AP Psychology student.
A NEW ADDITUDE WITH NEW RESULTS COMING IN 2007! -School football page. This means we will win four of our games instead of three, IMO.
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Post by Xicrog on May 23, 2007 20:29:04 GMT -5
Word up. That dude be stylin' in his Ford Fusion, yo. -DM
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE BUILDING, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! THE COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN! -Slater
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Post by Zylaa on May 27, 2007 17:40:33 GMT -5
XD I need to ask DM about that on Tuesday.
My sister said something odd, but I forget what it was... well, she always says "revelation" as "relevation."
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