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Post by Shadaras on Mar 4, 2007 13:21:27 GMT -5
"I think I remember a custard cow." - My brother. He hasn't said it recently, though.
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 4, 2007 14:42:52 GMT -5
My neighbor, to both me and my sister: "Flowers and chocolate are the way to any girl's heart." and "I've had a lot of experience with girls."
*shakes fist at the neighbor*
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 5, 2007 16:36:51 GMT -5
Kata: Freud is the maaaaan! Xic: Freud is not the man. Zy: Freud is a woman!
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Post by katanal on Mar 5, 2007 19:51:35 GMT -5
Kata: So.... Xic.... when we gonna start that rp? Xic:.... If you ask one more time, I will cut you.
Later......but not much....
Kata: Hey Xic... if you don't start that rp soon i'm going to hit you. Xic: ..... I will cut you.
Approx 45 minutes later:
Kata: Hey Xic.... Xic: I will cut you.
5 Minutes later:
Kata: So when you gonna let us start that rp? Xic: ARGH! I WILL CUT YOU!
5 minutes later:
Kata: When are you gonna start that rp? Xic: >_< ...I will cut you. (she's like an action figure! ^_^) *kata shoves xic.* *xic hits kata with an instrument case* *kata kicks xic's butt* *xic goes berserk and really hurts kata.* ow. T_T
I'll give $15 to anyone that can make a xic doll that says "i will cut you"
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 5, 2007 19:53:26 GMT -5
You forgot to mention the part where DM was all OMGWTF but not in those exact words.
EDIT: I want a DM doll that says "Woo." Just because it sounds funny.
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 5, 2007 22:27:19 GMT -5
XD DM was staring at you two. Good thing director (do we have a nickname for him?) had left.
Girl in english class: "That's animal cruelty!" My english teacher: "No it's not, it's funny."
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 7, 2007 13:19:04 GMT -5
Teacher: "I'm talking to you." Student: "Huh? What? I'm not listening."
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 8, 2007 17:27:08 GMT -5
"I'm sorry I killed your daughter with a peppermint." -Teh Hack
(anyone know who this teacher is?)
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 9, 2007 13:00:55 GMT -5
Teacher: "This species actually has no males." Girl: "That sucks, it's like San Francisco!"
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 17, 2007 13:39:51 GMT -5
"She was a vegetarian until every so often a hamburger came along and seduced her." - A person on the Uru'baen forums.
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Post by Shadaras on Mar 17, 2007 13:48:19 GMT -5
What are the Uru'baen forums?
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 17, 2007 14:16:35 GMT -5
An anti-Eragon Forum. *should have been singular*
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wind21
Young Farmboy/girl
Why be alive if you can't realy live?
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Post by wind21 on Mar 17, 2007 17:18:47 GMT -5
kyoushiro - *has a sprite with no straw and she wants one* "hey marah can get me a spoon, i mean fork, i mean whats this thing called again *holding straw*
me: thats a straw bug... xD omfg...
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 19, 2007 15:36:47 GMT -5
From the allegedly smart AP Psychology class. We were doing a project involving creating toys for each stage of intellectual development:
Student: ...so for the sensorimotor stage, I was going to make a ball. Teacher: Wait a minute. I'm not seeing how this could work. Student: Well, *gives in-depth explaination that you don't really care about, so I'm just going to get to the punchline here.* Teacher: Alright, fine. You've got balls.
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 21, 2007 14:07:49 GMT -5
Mr.P, talking about I Love Lucy: As you can see, Satan was one of the writers.
Student: Was he married? Mr. P: Yes. Student: To a woman?! (No idea what this was actually referring to.)
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