|
|
Post by Calyptos on Jan 16, 2008 23:44:35 GMT -5
Though strangely, I wasn't. And I caused the remark.
To reuse an older one of mine:
Elf: Why do you think your skin gives off heat when it's sun burned?
Blade: The same reason wood does when you put it in the fire.
Elf. 0_0
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Jan 19, 2008 0:00:35 GMT -5
"And on the seventh day, God created Pecan Sandies, and he saw that they were good."
- Me. It's a long story, if you want to hear.
|
|
|
|
Post by Xicrog on Jan 24, 2008 22:14:37 GMT -5
Chatzy Madness: The Sequel!
Midna: Apollo Justice?! *shot again*
Xicrog: His name is a travesty. :,D
Taslin: Unlike cookies. u.u
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Jan 27, 2008 21:43:59 GMT -5
(Mis)Adventures in Chatzy
On the subject of a certain abomination attempting to pass itself off as a FanTales
Midna: Tales of Mechania: An epic story of derranged doctors, disturbed writers, and transexuals.
Xicrog: Tragically, there are no polyandrous weremongooses.
Taslin: Exchange epic for 'septic', and I agree.
Xicrog: Even polyandrous weremongooses could not save that story.
Xicrog: Or a music score composed by Tuomas Holopanien.
Xicrog: TUOMAS HOLOPANIEN CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW.
Taslin: XDDDD
Xicrog: ...I'm sorry, I've always wanted to say that. ^^;
Taslin: TPS'd.
|
|
Roadie
Expendable Minion
Posts: 4
|
Post by Roadie on Jan 27, 2008 21:49:05 GMT -5
I think the people here know me only because of this thread...
|
|
|
|
Post by Xicrog on Jan 27, 2008 23:46:36 GMT -5
And the Paolini letter. >_>
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Jan 28, 2008 17:59:25 GMT -5
The Paolini letter of win. ^_^ Is your sword still sharp? *shot*
EDIT:
And from our English review sheet for Crime and Punishment:
"18. What do you think of Raskolnikov at this point? Why? What do you find likeable or despicable about him (besides the minor detail that he's an axe murderer)?"
|
|
|
|
Post by Xicrog on Jan 30, 2008 14:39:11 GMT -5
This is paraphrased a lot because the original discussion was wildly tangiental. ._.;;
Midna: We need dragon riders if we're going to make fun of Eragon.
Midna: The villain should be one.
Xicrog: He needs a black dragon!
Midna: What, like Ashnard? xD
Xicrog: No, wait, a sinister puce dragon for the lulz!
Xicrog: He went evil because all the anti-heroic black dragon riders made fun of him.
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Feb 2, 2008 14:58:43 GMT -5
XDDD
He could try and paint his dragon black.
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Feb 7, 2008 18:09:44 GMT -5
In response to "Rock Star" by Nickelback:
"Everyone knows that rock stars get discounts on Tylenol." -Me
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Feb 14, 2008 23:26:37 GMT -5
At dinner this evening
Ben: ...You know, in the spirit of the holiday, I should totally write a series of romance novels with random Beatles' song-lyrics as titles. I'd call my first one "Let's Do It in a Yellow Submarine."
-=Later=-
Ann: *dumps Ben's milk onto his plate*
Me: *points* Hey, look! Rice pudding!
Ben: Yeah, except it has eggplant in it.
Note that these could be 'You had to be there' things. <.< They were pretty funny at the time, though.
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Feb 15, 2008 18:36:54 GMT -5
Someone: "There aren't any penguins from Texas."
Sister 1: "But Bush is from there!"
No, I have no idea what she meant by that either. XD
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Feb 20, 2008 20:57:27 GMT -5
"Yes, they are all moles....and I must WHACK THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
~A friend, discussing a particular D&D campaign.
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Feb 24, 2008 18:41:33 GMT -5
"You set everyone on fire. It was a great end to the evening." -Paula Abdul on American Idol
|
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Mar 19, 2008 22:19:28 GMT -5
"I am very aware of my faults. I don't have any, but if I did, I would be aware of them." - One of the Ashleys (Xic knows who I mean)
|
|
