Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Mar 20, 2008 19:15:57 GMT -5
"I am an eminent, published scholar of pre-16th century Chinese pornography." ~Rob, my Calendars/Alamancs professor.
The best part was, we had a prospective student visiting the class that day. XD
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 25, 2008 12:25:07 GMT -5
Why does the Judge look like a cross between God and a Terminator robot?
-Taslin
Context? Bah! Context is for the weak.
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Post by Xicrog on Mar 25, 2008 19:52:19 GMT -5
The Chorus teacher: Thankfully, he's wearing clothes!
Again, I'm not giving context but this time it's because I honestly have no idea what it was. The first thing I heard him say after turning off my MP3 player was that.
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Post by Shadaras on Mar 25, 2008 22:20:03 GMT -5
A friends mom: I have to ask.. is that bunny crucified?
..if you want the context on that, ask. It's funnier without context, I think.
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Post by Zylaa on Mar 28, 2008 17:48:18 GMT -5
... I think I can guess the context on that one. XD
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Apr 2, 2008 15:56:30 GMT -5
"... and when foundation Jehan has burnt in the anvil, she loudly shouts you not to complete my `! I will come back protect my family member, and my death will only cause me even more to strengthen!' By hers word, the flame grows intensely nearby her, the powerful wind is kicked, and she starts to shine known in each kind of color person. The flame completely has swallowed her, and the coal cinders start to disseminate everywhere. So the person watches flushes the investment fire, but is useless. It simply cannot stop. And their then experience..., Jehan vanished did not have trace!" Emily thought; Sense of pride obviously by hers sound. "causes the situation to be worse, the city people must the evacuation because the flame cannot invest. The city continues to be unable to control burns in ten days and ten nights, and when they came back the entire town center to put behind to the ash. "
~A paragraph from Xicrog's story Tales of the Trinity, after being translated into Traditional Chinese and back on Babelfish.
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Post by Zylaa on Apr 14, 2008 21:52:01 GMT -5
"God is a ribbon?!"
- From the OATH Brothers skit
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Apr 15, 2008 12:27:27 GMT -5
YIM this time, not Chatzy. XD For once.
Xicrog: All of [the] articles say 'From the desk of Sophia Harrow, Truth Seeker.' XD
taslinjewel: TUOMAS HOLOPANIEN CANNOT SAVE US NOW!
taslinjewel: *shot by firing squad*
Xicrog: TUOMAS HOLOPANIEN MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE US IF HE ENLISTS THE ASSITANCE OF MATT SMITH AND MATT SMITH'S VOICE.
Xicrog: ...YES, MATT SMITH'S VOICE IS IN FACT A SEPARATE ORGANISM FROM MATT SMITH
Xicrog: IF THEY SHARED A BODY, THE SHEER EPICRY OF THE COMBINED BEING WOULD DOOM US ALL.
Xicrog: We also could use the assistance of...
Xicrog: THE JACKDAW!!!
taslinjewel: AND EVEN TUOMAS HOLOPANIEN COULD NOT SAVE US!!!
taslinjewel: OMG. XDDDDDDDDD
Xicrog: Okay, that was pretty TPS worthy. XD
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Post by Zylaa on Apr 19, 2008 19:18:17 GMT -5
(At lunch today. Alex is sitting on top of a sculpture-ish-thing about six feet off the ground.)
Person: Aren't I a nice person, Alex?
Alex: Yes.
Person: Thank you.
Alex: What would you have done if I said no?
Person: I would've gone over there and pushed you off the edge.
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Apr 26, 2008 15:19:59 GMT -5
"OMG YAY KILLER NUN. 8DDD"
~Xicrog
Another one of those "Context would ruin it" TPS-moments. XDDD
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Post by Zylaa on Apr 28, 2008 18:46:26 GMT -5
Killer nun? ... "The hills are alive. Now they aren't." >_>
Background for this quote: My sister makes random comments while looking through her e-mails. I was confused and asked her about something. Her response:
"That was a different e-mail. This is my confirmation e-mail. Look, a zebra finch!!"
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Post by Xicrog on May 12, 2008 21:34:57 GMT -5
Me: Zealot wants to learn the move 'Apocalypse!' But Zealot already knows four moves. Delete a move to make room for 'Apocalypse!'?
-From a YIM conversation with Chimoari
...This kind of requires some cross-fandom knowledge. XD And I really wish I could remember how we got on the subject of Tales fanstory characters as Pokemon. There's an even more spoiler-y version with Zealot evolving...
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Post by Zylaa on May 12, 2008 22:52:20 GMT -5
"I keep thinking of people with severe leg injuries trying to run." - BD, on our class' attempt to play Arabian Dances
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on May 18, 2008 6:29:41 GMT -5
"I'm more articulate on paper than I am in words." --Me. I think I proved my own point there.  Though in my defense, I was really tired at the time. |
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Post by Zylaa on May 19, 2008 16:20:01 GMT -5
Today's episode of the hit show, Zylaa is clueless:
Laurie: That note is supposed to be sharp.
Me: Oh. How was I supposed to know that?!
Laurie: Um, it's in the key signature...
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Though in my defense, I was really tired at the time.