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Post by Zylaa on Nov 18, 2007 19:33:20 GMT -5
XD You guys should have an entire thread for "Things people Chatzy"
On the band bus two weekends ago, JH was playing the same series of chords over and over again (it was pretty chords) and making up his own lyrics.
JH *singing*: "Michael ----/ stop looking like a fat cow that's been hit by a meat truck."
Me: A meat truck specifically? Why not a vegetable truck?
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 21, 2007 21:58:14 GMT -5
Sister: "You're sorta kinda doomed."
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 21, 2007 22:01:10 GMT -5
Aunt: Oh, (cousin) and I are going to go visit a college around this area.
Mom: Really? Which one?
Aunt: (WWC.)
Me: IT'S THE MARIJUANA SCHOOL!
Everyone in the room: *strange looks*
Um...there's a really good reason behind this. >_> Allegedly, that particular college has the highest rate of marijuana usage in the country.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 23, 2007 14:38:15 GMT -5
XD I can see why the cousin would want to go there.
In an ad for bond money to get people out of prison, the slogan was "Because everyone makes mistakes sometimes."
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 30, 2007 17:20:51 GMT -5
Person in English III: "God smoted the Egyptians."
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 9, 2007 21:24:14 GMT -5
Triple post! Yay! On the comment thread for this drawing:JH: Whoa, first its zombie penguins, and now this? What's next? Wereseals? Skeletal crocs? Demon stingray? Sabreur: You fool! You have invoked the wrath of the mighty wereseal and doomed us all! My sister: "He looks like he has an ear." Me: "Did you just say 'he looks like he has an ear?'" Sister: "He looks like he has an ear on his head." |
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Post by Shadaras on Dec 17, 2007 23:40:54 GMT -5
While playing D&D:
A friend: I got an 18. Can I jump onto him and bite his arm off?
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My brother (the DM): You can't disable a castle!
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Me: I slash you with my ears. ((There is an interesting, but rather long story that goes with this one.))
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Another friend: Can I loot the door?
My brother: Eventually.
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My brother: You unsuccessfully unlock the unlocked lock.
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Post by Xicrog on Dec 21, 2007 12:44:24 GMT -5
A guy, concerning pineapple and pepperoni pizza: Hm...it's like a fruit...and meat! *lengthy pause* Ew!
This could be one of those 'you'd-just-have-to-be-there' things, his tone of voice was the funniest part.
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Pyro
Expendable Minion
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Post by Pyro on Dec 29, 2007 20:47:55 GMT -5
Playing a game to learn the characters of the Oedipus Cycle in English:
Teacher: (reading from card) A mythical creature...
Me: A UNICORN!
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 3, 2008 23:12:53 GMT -5
Kiddo, on the NTWF: "Your shipment of rum will be delayed. The delivery man had a sudden onset of death. I hear it's contagious, too. Best watch out and take your vitamin C."
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 6, 2008 13:34:57 GMT -5
Guys talking about the Moors for their European History test or something. Summarized because I can't remember the whole conversation.
Guy 1: Where did the moors come from? Moorland?
Guy 2: Mooria.
Guy 3: They came in through the Moor door.
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
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Post by Taslin on Jan 6, 2008 17:54:17 GMT -5
......OMG. That is AMAZING. *dies laughing* EDIT: And so I follow the rules... Midna (in response to this picture): Taslin and the Technicolor Tennies. XD |
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 6, 2008 23:29:14 GMT -5
Rules? What rules, Tas? >_>
Aaaanyway.
Has anyone ever played the game Apples to Apples? If not, too bad because I'm not even going to try to explain it. I'd give myself a headache.
So, Person A plays the card 'Fake.' And guess what DM puts down in response? 'My Friends.' Gee, DM. Thanks.
The funny part is, he won.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 8, 2008 22:09:12 GMT -5
Please picture the following sentence said in an extremely pseudo-preppy voice:
"Like, ohmygoodness, Hillary is winning over Obama. D-rama in the Democrats house!" -Sister 1
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
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Post by Taslin on Jan 16, 2008 23:35:03 GMT -5
"Cookies, approximately 87.9% of the time, are not travesties."
~Xicrog, in a Chatzy conversation.
Totally on the same wavelength here. ;D
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