Things People Say

[Taslin]

Sheepy: brb

Sheepy: I need to cook and kill things

Sheepy: In that order, surprisingly

[Xicrog]

Jun 6, 2008 12:27:27 GMT -5 Zylaa said:

Jun 5, 2008 23:46:33 GMT -5 Xicrog said:

The truth is...I am Iron Man.

*cues up guitar rift and credits*

*brick'd for movie reference*

XD

I still need to see that movie. Is it any good?

'Tis amazing. Go see it the first chance you get.

Oh, and the In Soviet Russia thing is from a series of jokes by the comedian Yakov Smirnoff (sp?)

Uh...dang it, I'm running low on quotes here. XD /off-topic post

[Xicrog]

I can has TPS now. >_> This might be a thing where you had to be there, though. And a thing where you're not going to get it if you're not a Tales fan.

Oh, and WARNING FOR TALES OF THE ABYSS SPOILERS






YEAH, THEY'RE BELOW HERE

HANG ON, I'M GIVING YOU ROOM.

JUST A LITTLE MORE...

OKAY, SUFFICIENT SPOILER WARNING?

I THINK SO.

SO, HERE WE GO.






Chi: Are you sure we're not twins or something? Maybe REPLICAAAAAAAAs?
Xic: I'm thinking REPLICAAAAAAAs. Much more interesting than twins separated at birth.
Chi: And Tales-like.
Xic: Yeah, why have 'a 'Luke, I am your father!' twist when you can have 'Luke, you are my genetic carbon copy that stole my life, you REPLICAAAAAAAAAAA!'?

[Zylaa]

"What parent packs their child a coffin?" - A counselor at camp

[Xicrog]

"Don't move, pilot, or I will exfoliate your face!"

-My cousin, showing the reason why lotions and other personal hygene items should be banned from airports.

[Zylaa]

O: Not exfoliation! The horror!

Another one from camp:
Camper: "There's a big bug under our bed, we heard this noise and now we're all too scared to walk on the floor."
Counselor: "How big is this bug?"
Camper: *makes a square shape in the air, about as big as the short side of a shoebox*
Counselor: "Was that really the shape of it?"
Camper: "Yes."

The counselor walked off, checked, and came back.

Counselor #2: "So what was it?"
Counselor: "A suitcase."

[Xicrog]

This concerns a story crossover Chimoari/Sediea and I are doing. Things got, uh, very interesting very fast, as you'll see...

Chi: You know, they're going to have a really interesting story to tell their kids.
Chi: "Mommy and Daddy met when one of Daddy's friends from his gang tried to kidnap Mommy."
Xic: "And then we all got arrested."
Chi: "And then we both got kidnapped."
Xic: "Oh, by the way, Daddy isn't from around here. He had to flee his homeland after he accidentally took part in an assassination involving an evil soul-eating bird living in one of his criminal friend and metaphorical Sister's brain."

Probable reaction of the kids? "....D:"

Strangely enough, that is NOT the most dysfunctional relationship in the crossover. XD It is the most prominent (and entertaining!) though.

Actually a lot of the conversations resulting from that crossover were absolutely priceless. :,D I'll have to go through back history and find more.

[Zylaa]

XDDD Nice.

This statement was while we were inside:

Sister #1: There's no walls in here!

During a three-way pool fight:

Friend: The undiscovered tropical island is attacking with natural resources!

That was a great pool fight. Sides were Russia, Hogwarts, and the USA/an undiscovered tropical island/ aliens (Sister #1 kept changing who she represented). Weapons included The Red October, the Elder Wand, natural resources, the hammer of capitalism/french fries, antimatter torpedoes, and alien lobsters.

[Taslin]

"Gimme your nose!"

~Elf the Magnificent

[Xicrog]

Xic: I'm being technologically incompetent! :,D
Tas: Happens to the best of us. XD
Xic: My parents are computer programmers, according to Lamarck this shouldn't be happening. D:
Xic: Lamarck lied to us all!
Tas: The Lamarck is a lie-- *brick'd*

[Xicrog]

Chi: But you know, looking back on my miniscule notes, I'm beginning to see that with each story I create, they're steadily getting darker and darker. ^^;
Tas: I blame Xic. In the most affectionate way possible, of course.
Chi: Same. XD

Yay! I'm a bad influence! :,)

[Zylaa]

You make me so proud, Xicrog.

Sister #2: "I'm eating you. First I'm eating your personal bubble."

[Sediea]

My quote is a one liner, and needs the story to go with it to fully appreciate its humor. :,D

See, one day my dad was drive my brothers and myself somewhere, and one of my brothers...let's call him Kodras, was complaining about the sun being in his eyes, and how he didn't like it. The funny thing was that we just got done playing a game called Elder's Scrolls, and in that game, there's a disease that can turn you into a Vampire, and Kodras liked playing as a vampire, so we were joshing him about becoming a real one since he complained about the sunlight. After a while, he was getting pissed off and the joke was growing old, but then, out of no where, my dad uttered one last thing:

"Kodras...you suck."

[Zylaa]

Sister 2: "I'm annoyed at Conrad's Fate"
Me: "Why?"
Sister 2: "He keeps on getting his clothes dirty."

Friend: "What if there were still dinosaurs on Mars?"
Me: "Dinosaurs with spaceships?"
Friend: "No, they'd just need really big wings."

[omniscia]

'Those kids are being murdered, again.'
-Heard sometimes in my house. I think it's better out of context. X3

'Well, I'm dead. Might as well get lunch.'
-Me thinking. One of those 'game leads to odd conversations/thoughts' things.