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Post by Zylaa on Dec 30, 2008 16:23:14 GMT -5
XD I love that guy too, whoever he may be.
This quote was said while standing in the middle of a forest:
Sister #1: There are a lot of trees here.
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Post by Xicrog on Dec 30, 2008 17:23:35 GMT -5
Hey, speaking of redundancy...!
Sign in a Home and Garden shop: Danger: Sharp thorns!
Said sign was near a cactus. Thorns on a cactus! You don't say?
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 9, 2009 1:52:15 GMT -5
Speaking of redundancy STILL!
An ad on the radio:
Radio announcer voice: Why do you listen to (Station name)?
Real Woman Listener!: It's a great variety. There's not much repetition. You don't just hear the same thing over and over.
The following quote occured during a conversation where my mom was ranting about Bush. Sister #1 pointed out that he wasn't totally to blame, since advisors and such also did bad things.
Mom: "Bush is still responsible for picking his advisors."
Sister #1: "Unless Cheney has a staff with a snake head on it, in which case we have bigger problems."
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 15, 2009 21:28:50 GMT -5
This marks the longest use of sarcasm I have ever heard this friend utter. Her supposed "Intro to programming" class:
thewonderfulboo (9:22:22 PM): we spent the WHOLE TWO HOURS
thewonderfulboo (9:22:33 PM): "learning" the microsoft paint toolbar
IceWeaselOuzel (9:22:40 PM): ...
IceWeaselOuzel (9:22:42 PM): wow
thewonderfulboo (9:22:45 PM): but only half of it cause we didnt want an overload
thewonderfulboo (9:22:48 PM): did you know
thewonderfulboo (9:22:54 PM): the paint can fills and the pencil draws???
thewonderfulboo (9:22:56 PM): and get this
thewonderfulboo (9:23:00 PM): THE ERASER ERASES
IceWeaselOuzel (9:23:06 PM): OMG NO WAY
thewonderfulboo (9:23:13 PM): i know right?!?
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
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Post by Taslin on Jan 21, 2009 13:27:15 GMT -5
Lineberger-sensei, on keigo or Japanese honorific language:
"Now, every year the students think that keigo is going to be this huge, terrible, scary thing that will be a hassle, but they're totally wrong. I love keigo. Keigo is the greatest thing ever. Because, my dear students, as long as you use keigo, you'll get everything you want and no one else will be able to say no."
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Sediea
Expendable Minion
Disciple of Alchiba
Disciples of Alchiba Unite!
Posts: 18
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Post by Sediea on Jan 21, 2009 19:37:30 GMT -5
Another story required one. :,)
At my church one day, the women's group was having a luau as our youth group was getting ready to leave for a weekend trip. As we were packing up and claiming our seats in the van, my brother had to go back inside for something, when he came back out, I saw he had a lei around his neck and a comment came to mind. I debated on it for a few seconds before I finally blurted out: "Wow Nick, you got laid!"
Yes, that earned me some very interesting looks of those who heard. See, I have a reputation at this church for being a shy and sweet girl. ;D
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
Posts: 120
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Post by Elycien on Jan 21, 2009 21:42:00 GMT -5
There was more context to this conversation, but the best line was-
Mom: Did you just say "eyepoopy?"
Us: XDDD
Needless to say, hilarity ensued. And every so often one of us would say that word again and crack up all over again. xDDD
And an excerpt from a sample AP English essay we practiced evaluating today:
(talking about a character in the book who was the only surviving member of his regiment) "...and his cronies marched sadly to their deaths."
I laughed for a long time over that XDDDD
Another essay was better than that, but had regrettable handwriting which made "book" look like "boob" have the time. Again, hilarity ensued. xDDD
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Sediea
Expendable Minion
Disciple of Alchiba
Disciples of Alchiba Unite!
Posts: 18
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Post by Sediea on Jan 21, 2009 22:56:03 GMT -5
The following conversation was during an interesting evening at my grandpa's house watching How It's Made with my two cousins. (Keep in mind the star of this is nine years old and so adorable. :,D)
"So this show shows you how things are made?"
"Yup, pretty much. You name it, they've probably featured it."
"Have you done Christmas trees?"
"I'm sure it's been done, yes."
"Toothpicks?"
"Yup."
"Band Aids?"
"I saw that one last week."
"Umbrellas?"
"Yes."
"What about people?"
"..."
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 27, 2009 15:47:14 GMT -5
We could probably make a thread of "Things Professors/Teachers Say"...
Katanal's professor: "This water is also moving under the force of gravity"
Katanal, to me: Unlike.... everything else on earth....?
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Lulu
General Minon
Posts: 43
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Post by Lulu on Jan 28, 2009 14:56:16 GMT -5
My friend: He doesn't have genitals - he has a nose.
(And if you're wondering, this didn't even make sense in context. But it gave us endless amusement =D)
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 28, 2009 19:03:41 GMT -5
XDDD
Today, in band class:
Director: Doesn't this remind you of Star Wars?
Class members: *mixed yes and no replies*
Director: Really, it sounds like Princess Leia going off... somewhere... to do... something. Yeah.
Also, some bathroom stall graffiti in our scary huge math/science/stuff building...
Person 1: GOD = LOVE
Person 2: GOD - LOVE = 0
Person 3: There is no God!
Person 4: There is no god. -- God
Person 5: Why is God in our bathroom?
Person 6: GOD IS EVERYWHERE!
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 30, 2009 10:45:44 GMT -5
Yesterday, Kata and I, in classifying our friends, classified one friend as "Ultimate Evil." Part of his response:
"I'm not EVIL! I just enjoy the simple things in life! Walking on the beach, listening to classical music, lowering my enemies into a vat of acid..."
Celestial, I think you and he will get along well. XD
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 3, 2009 22:53:39 GMT -5
Me: I can be your personal spelchek!
Of all the times to spell something wrong... >.<
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Celesauron
Young Farmboy/girl
I have forged the One Ring to- huh? "Epic Equipment, please do not use"?
Posts: 129
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Post by Celesauron on Feb 4, 2009 11:38:07 GMT -5
After somebody in my class was lazy and refused to put away a book...
(Male) Teacher: I won't put that away for you! Do I look like your mum?
Several people in my class: Yes!
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 4, 2009 23:28:38 GMT -5
Director, describing a tune: It's like you're the iTunes music visualizer on crack.
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