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Post by Zylaa on Feb 7, 2007 13:11:45 GMT -5
"You think you're gonna solve poverty? Jesus said there would always be poverty!" - History teacher
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Post by katanal on Feb 7, 2007 19:34:02 GMT -5
"Red is cold, and green is, like, red-hot." -katanal I have no goal in life. I am lazy. I have no work ethic. I read these things I say. Yet I'm considered "smart." Therefore.
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 7, 2007 22:57:34 GMT -5
... Therefore what?
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 9, 2007 13:34:51 GMT -5
The world may never know.
Me: My name is (Xicrog), I'm going to (Middle-of-Nowhere) College, and, um...um...I don't give advice. *shoves mic into nearest senior band kid's hands* We were supposed to say something deep and meaningful.
Senior Drumline Kid: ...and I guess my advice is THROW BABIES!!! Drumline: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Senior Guard Kid: My name is (deleted for saftey purposes), and I'm an alcoholic.
All from the marching band banquet.
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Post by katanal on Feb 11, 2007 16:58:44 GMT -5
Conversation at lunch A: See you don't have man hands. You're obviously a girl. Mr. B walks up. A: Mr B can we look at your hands? MrB: ..... A: See? He has man hands! You don't. Mr B: What are you doing? C: I'm trying to look pass as a guy. Mr B: Well.... I know we haven't covered it yet...but there are other more important anatomical differences between male and female than one's hands...like....well.... We'll get there eventually, then you'll see how messy your plan would be. *everyone cracks up in shocked laughter*
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 11, 2007 17:03:21 GMT -5
...What the poptart? My head hurts from that now.
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Post by katanal on Feb 11, 2007 17:04:11 GMT -5
i'm sorry speaking of which
Mr Goodson: HOLY HAM SANDWICH!
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 11, 2007 17:05:46 GMT -5
I thought it was "How in the ham sandwich?"
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Post by katanal on Feb 11, 2007 17:08:14 GMT -5
depending on the situation
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 11, 2007 17:22:15 GMT -5
Aha. Any other Goodsonisms? I can't remember any as of now...but I remember half the stuff he said taken out of context was comedy gold.
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 11, 2007 22:18:48 GMT -5
*lights in hallway flicker ominously* Girl: It's the dead trying to communicate. Mr. G: That's the dead trying to communicate? No wonder people don't talk to them.
Anyway, from today: Sister: You're so blonde when it comes to normal terms.
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 12, 2007 6:57:26 GMT -5
Well, first we're going to call your principal. And if that doesn't work, we'll call your parents. And if that doesn't work, we're gonna call Jesus. -The Goodson, on not turning in homework and/or unexcused absences
Something to that effect. It's been two years since I was last in his class.
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 13, 2007 20:31:40 GMT -5
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head
-My really mean Valentine's Day poem. Not addressed to anyone in particular yet.
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Post by katanal on Feb 14, 2007 18:47:21 GMT -5
"I shall sing with bravado! Huzaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a"
[sic---should have been vibrato]
--zylaa/kata
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 14, 2007 18:51:16 GMT -5
"It's kind of an island. But it's also a ship, and it was once a UFO." -Me describing the Legacy (Tales of Legendia) to Zylaa
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