Song parody-thing

[Xicrog]

Well, I wanted to be in a band
But I can’t sing and I can’t play guitar and I’ve no sense of rhythm
So I decided to go into Sludgecore
And I’m writing this song
But I can’t think of anything depressing to say
I’ve never done drugs except for caffeine and Tylenol
And I’m from a stable family
And I have a boyfriend
And I’ve never been in a fight
But it doesn’t matter because no one can understand a word I’m saying anyway
Bass solo time!
Well, the sun is shining
The sky is blue
I’m feeling great
Jesus loves me
This really bites!

...Yeah. This is a parody of Doom/Sludgecore metal songs, inspired by one of the worst bands I have ever had the misfortune of listening to. Khanate, if you're curious. Imagine this at about 30-45 BPM or slower, played. One. Chord. At. A. Time. With an utterly incomprehensible singer and heavy feedback, and you've got an idea of what D/S is like.

This was written in about five seconds, so I apologize for the lack of quality.

[Zylaa]

XDDDD

Ah the curse of trying to write art with no depressing experiences in life. How deprived you are.

[Xicrog]

It's tr00. How can I possibly make it in the music world without a drug addiction or a tragic romantic history? It isn't possible, I tell you!

[Zylaa]

I cry many single tears for your pain.

[Xicrog]

I am crying blood like tears...er, tears like blood...oh, hell, I can't do this.

HEEERE'S THE NEW ORDER! HOPE SHALL BE YOUR GUIDE! PRAIIIIISSSE THE NEEEEW ORDER!

Wait! A revalation presents itself. Perhaps I can go Christcore, and wear plaid pajama pants onstage like all the cool bands.

Keep the faith, keep the pace...

Catchy. Yay BG!