Post by Elycien on Sept 20, 2007 18:08:29 GMT -5
Fandoms include DS9 (Star Trek to those who don't know), Death Note, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and a special cameo of my friend's NaNo novel from last year. XD
Not finished. Expect more stupidity later, possibly involving Final Fantasy VIII, Tsubasa, and shameless Spiral of Atlantis cameos. ^_^
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They were out of bread again!
Oh dear! Kira couldn't believe her eyes. Another day without bread? Unthinkable!
She went to find Odo. He said, "Oh dear, we are out of bread. What shall we do now?"
Kira was determined to have her BLT sandwich. She said, "We must go to Walmart!"
Odo was afraid of Walmart. He thought it was scary, full of scary scary people. This was understandable. He had once met Light there. Of course, he didn't know who Light was. He just thought he was creepy, and it was weird the way Light talked to himself. (That was Ryuk. Odo didn't know that.)
But Kira was begging him. She said, "Oh, Odo, please, we need our bread!"
Odo said, "But we can eat cheese."
Kira said, "I want bread. I want a BLT sandwich."
Odo said, "Okay."
So they went to Walmart. Sisko waved goodbye and said, "Please bring me more muffins."
Jake said, "I want muffins too."
Dax said, "I like muffins. But I like donuts better."
Bashir said, "Do you like waffles?"
O'Brien said, "No."
Bashir said, "Why?"
O'Brien said, "Because."
Garak said, "Can I come?"
Odo said, "Okay."
So they went to Walmart.
There in the Walmart store, they decided to make a plan. Kira wanted to go get her bread. Odo wanted soup. And Garak wanted to trip people in the shampoo aisle. So they all split up to go get their special things.
But they made a mistake. You see, they had forgotten how big Walmart was. They couldn't even communicate with each other. So everyone got lost.
Kira was looking for the bread. She ran into a strange man. "I'm sorry," she said. "I ran into you."
"Yes," he said. "You did." He wasn't really a strange man, though. He was only a strange teenager. Very strange. "My name is L," he said.
"Nice to meet you," Kira said politely. "My name is Kira."
"You admit it!" L gasped and looked horrified.
"Yes, I do," she said. "That's my name, you see."
L grabbed her arm. "We must take you in for questioning! Yay!"
Kira threw him across the aisle. "Creepy stalker pervert!"
"I'm not a pervert! I'm a detective!" L protested.
"Same thing!" Kira ran away. L chased her.
Everyone pointed and laughed.
Meanwhile, Odo was off in search of soup, when he remembered that Sisko wanted muffins and Dax wanted donuts and Bashir apparently wanted waffles. So he went there. He went and he found that someone was taking the last of the waffles. He said, "Those are mine."
The person turned around and said, "No they are not."
Odo said, "Who are you?"
The person said, "My name is Light. I'm stocking up on waffles, because I need them for energy. Tomorrow, I am going to stay at home all day and kill fifty people. I am going to have them be slapped to death with moldy swordfish."
Odo looked puzzled. "How do you kill someone with a moldy swordfish?"
"Well," said Light, "I am going to find out."
In the next aisle over, L was still chasing Kira, but neither of them knew that.
"But can I please have waffles?" said Odo. "My friend wants them. You can have some happy popcorn instead."
Light said, "I am not happy. I am a serial killer."
"I'm sorry to hear that," Odo said.
"Yes, oh well." Light smiled.
Odo said, "You are a weird, weird human."
Light said, "That's mean! Meanyhead!"
Ryuk pointed and laughed.
Garak was having the time of his life. He was hiding in the shampoo aisle. Whenever people came to get shampoo, he tripped them and they fell on their faces. And then Garak pointed and laughed. He tripped everyone, until suddenly Orochimaru came to get his favorite shampoo. Garak tripped Orochimaru, and Orochimaru said, "Ow."
Orochimaru said, "Why did you do that?"
Garak said, "Because it's fun."
Orochimaru said, "That's mean."
Garak said, "I know."
Orochimaru said, "I'm going to make my new body beat you up."
Garak said, "You know, that is a little on the creepy side."
Orochimaru said, "I know."
And Kabuto pointed and laughed.
Odo and Light decided to share. They had both remembered that they learned to share in kindergarten, and when their teachers saw them not sharing, they took all their toys away. Odo and Light didn't want all their toys taken away, so they decided to each take half of the waffles. They were both very happy.
Then Odo realized that he couldn't find Kira anywhere. He told Light, "I can't find Kira."
Light said, "Neither can anyone else. Yay. :3" And he smiled like this: :3
Odo said, "Why is anyone else trying to find Kira?"
Light said, "Because they want to find out who's killing everyone, but they will never find out." Then he smiled like this: >3
Odo said, "Kira is killing everyone?"
Light said, "well lyk duh."
Odo said, "Oh." Then he said, "I need to go find her."
Light said, "Kira is a guy."
Odo said, "No, she isn't."
Light said, "Yes, she is."
Odo said, "Somehow I think I would know."
Light said, "Why?"
Odo said, "Because she's my girlfriend."
Light said, "No she's not."
Odo said, "How do you know?"
Light said, "Because I'm Kira. Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Now I have to kill you. Hmmm. What is your name?"
Odo said, "Bob."
Light wrote down "Bob" in the Death Note, but nothing happened. Light said, "Ooooh, you dastardly, dastardly man. Now I have to kill you better." He went away and Odo was confused.
The ketchup pointed and laughed, but Odo smacked it.
Kira was running away from L. She was very sad. She thought L was a very mean person. Finally, she ran into the video section and hid underneath the rack of cheap movies. L couldn't find her. That made him very sad. Then Kira came out and was happy when she saw L was gone. She said, "The horrible mean person is gone!" She did a little dance of happiness and then went back to find more bread.
While she was walking to the bread aisle, she decided to skip. While she was skipping happily along, she tripped over a shoe. She said, "Look, it's a shoe." Kira picked up the shoe. Then she threw it at a person. Then she laughed.
The person said, "Ow." Then the person said, "Why did you do that?"
Kira said, "Because I can."
The person started to cry.
Then a girl came up and said, "It's okay, Raidyx. She is just a meanyhead. But we love you. Come and see the pluap that Kredo found."
Raidyx said, "Okay, Aera. I love you too."
Kira said, "I'm not a meanyhead." Then she started to cry, too. She said, "I miss Odo. I am going to go find Odo now."
And so Kira went to find Odo.
Hiding behind a nearby shelf, Baelyr pointed and laughed.
Garak didn't mean to start a war, but he did. It was the worst war he had ever seen. Even the Obisidan Order had never caused this much mayhem. He was very proud of himself.
After he tripped Orochimaru, he tripped a person named Naruto. Then the person saw Orochimaru and tried to bite him. So they started a war. It was very scary. The entire aisle was filled with shampoo. Orochimaru and Naruto were throwing shampoo at each other. They also brought all their friends. The friends were throwing shampoo at each other, too. They were yelling things that Garak didn't understand, like "DATTEBAYO!" and "SHAMPOO NO JUTSU!"
Then someone screamed. It sounded like this: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Then they shouted. It sounded like this: "EVERYONE SHUT UP!"
Everyone shut up. They were all too scared to not shut up. Then the someone hit Garak on the head. Garak fell over. He said, "Ow."
The someone said, "You deserved that."
Garak said, "Who are you?"
The someone said, "I'm Winry. You are messing up the shampoo aisle. That makes me sad."
Garak said, "I didn't do it. They did."
Winry said, "Oh." She went and she hit Orochimaru and Naruto and all of the shampoo ninjas. They were all sad and started to cry.
Orochimaru said, "Kabuto, I want a bandaid."
Kabuto said, "Okay." He gave Orochimaru a bandaid. Orochimaru cried a lot.
Winry pointed and laughed.
Not finished. Expect more stupidity later, possibly involving Final Fantasy VIII, Tsubasa, and shameless Spiral of Atlantis cameos. ^_^
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They were out of bread again!
Oh dear! Kira couldn't believe her eyes. Another day without bread? Unthinkable!
She went to find Odo. He said, "Oh dear, we are out of bread. What shall we do now?"
Kira was determined to have her BLT sandwich. She said, "We must go to Walmart!"
Odo was afraid of Walmart. He thought it was scary, full of scary scary people. This was understandable. He had once met Light there. Of course, he didn't know who Light was. He just thought he was creepy, and it was weird the way Light talked to himself. (That was Ryuk. Odo didn't know that.)
But Kira was begging him. She said, "Oh, Odo, please, we need our bread!"
Odo said, "But we can eat cheese."
Kira said, "I want bread. I want a BLT sandwich."
Odo said, "Okay."
So they went to Walmart. Sisko waved goodbye and said, "Please bring me more muffins."
Jake said, "I want muffins too."
Dax said, "I like muffins. But I like donuts better."
Bashir said, "Do you like waffles?"
O'Brien said, "No."
Bashir said, "Why?"
O'Brien said, "Because."
Garak said, "Can I come?"
Odo said, "Okay."
So they went to Walmart.
There in the Walmart store, they decided to make a plan. Kira wanted to go get her bread. Odo wanted soup. And Garak wanted to trip people in the shampoo aisle. So they all split up to go get their special things.
But they made a mistake. You see, they had forgotten how big Walmart was. They couldn't even communicate with each other. So everyone got lost.
Kira was looking for the bread. She ran into a strange man. "I'm sorry," she said. "I ran into you."
"Yes," he said. "You did." He wasn't really a strange man, though. He was only a strange teenager. Very strange. "My name is L," he said.
"Nice to meet you," Kira said politely. "My name is Kira."
"You admit it!" L gasped and looked horrified.
"Yes, I do," she said. "That's my name, you see."
L grabbed her arm. "We must take you in for questioning! Yay!"
Kira threw him across the aisle. "Creepy stalker pervert!"
"I'm not a pervert! I'm a detective!" L protested.
"Same thing!" Kira ran away. L chased her.
Everyone pointed and laughed.
Meanwhile, Odo was off in search of soup, when he remembered that Sisko wanted muffins and Dax wanted donuts and Bashir apparently wanted waffles. So he went there. He went and he found that someone was taking the last of the waffles. He said, "Those are mine."
The person turned around and said, "No they are not."
Odo said, "Who are you?"
The person said, "My name is Light. I'm stocking up on waffles, because I need them for energy. Tomorrow, I am going to stay at home all day and kill fifty people. I am going to have them be slapped to death with moldy swordfish."
Odo looked puzzled. "How do you kill someone with a moldy swordfish?"
"Well," said Light, "I am going to find out."
In the next aisle over, L was still chasing Kira, but neither of them knew that.
"But can I please have waffles?" said Odo. "My friend wants them. You can have some happy popcorn instead."
Light said, "I am not happy. I am a serial killer."
"I'm sorry to hear that," Odo said.
"Yes, oh well." Light smiled.
Odo said, "You are a weird, weird human."
Light said, "That's mean! Meanyhead!"
Ryuk pointed and laughed.
Garak was having the time of his life. He was hiding in the shampoo aisle. Whenever people came to get shampoo, he tripped them and they fell on their faces. And then Garak pointed and laughed. He tripped everyone, until suddenly Orochimaru came to get his favorite shampoo. Garak tripped Orochimaru, and Orochimaru said, "Ow."
Orochimaru said, "Why did you do that?"
Garak said, "Because it's fun."
Orochimaru said, "That's mean."
Garak said, "I know."
Orochimaru said, "I'm going to make my new body beat you up."
Garak said, "You know, that is a little on the creepy side."
Orochimaru said, "I know."
And Kabuto pointed and laughed.
Odo and Light decided to share. They had both remembered that they learned to share in kindergarten, and when their teachers saw them not sharing, they took all their toys away. Odo and Light didn't want all their toys taken away, so they decided to each take half of the waffles. They were both very happy.
Then Odo realized that he couldn't find Kira anywhere. He told Light, "I can't find Kira."
Light said, "Neither can anyone else. Yay. :3" And he smiled like this: :3
Odo said, "Why is anyone else trying to find Kira?"
Light said, "Because they want to find out who's killing everyone, but they will never find out." Then he smiled like this: >3
Odo said, "Kira is killing everyone?"
Light said, "well lyk duh."
Odo said, "Oh." Then he said, "I need to go find her."
Light said, "Kira is a guy."
Odo said, "No, she isn't."
Light said, "Yes, she is."
Odo said, "Somehow I think I would know."
Light said, "Why?"
Odo said, "Because she's my girlfriend."
Light said, "No she's not."
Odo said, "How do you know?"
Light said, "Because I'm Kira. Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Now I have to kill you. Hmmm. What is your name?"
Odo said, "Bob."
Light wrote down "Bob" in the Death Note, but nothing happened. Light said, "Ooooh, you dastardly, dastardly man. Now I have to kill you better." He went away and Odo was confused.
The ketchup pointed and laughed, but Odo smacked it.
Kira was running away from L. She was very sad. She thought L was a very mean person. Finally, she ran into the video section and hid underneath the rack of cheap movies. L couldn't find her. That made him very sad. Then Kira came out and was happy when she saw L was gone. She said, "The horrible mean person is gone!" She did a little dance of happiness and then went back to find more bread.
While she was walking to the bread aisle, she decided to skip. While she was skipping happily along, she tripped over a shoe. She said, "Look, it's a shoe." Kira picked up the shoe. Then she threw it at a person. Then she laughed.
The person said, "Ow." Then the person said, "Why did you do that?"
Kira said, "Because I can."
The person started to cry.
Then a girl came up and said, "It's okay, Raidyx. She is just a meanyhead. But we love you. Come and see the pluap that Kredo found."
Raidyx said, "Okay, Aera. I love you too."
Kira said, "I'm not a meanyhead." Then she started to cry, too. She said, "I miss Odo. I am going to go find Odo now."
And so Kira went to find Odo.
Hiding behind a nearby shelf, Baelyr pointed and laughed.
Garak didn't mean to start a war, but he did. It was the worst war he had ever seen. Even the Obisidan Order had never caused this much mayhem. He was very proud of himself.
After he tripped Orochimaru, he tripped a person named Naruto. Then the person saw Orochimaru and tried to bite him. So they started a war. It was very scary. The entire aisle was filled with shampoo. Orochimaru and Naruto were throwing shampoo at each other. They also brought all their friends. The friends were throwing shampoo at each other, too. They were yelling things that Garak didn't understand, like "DATTEBAYO!" and "SHAMPOO NO JUTSU!"
Then someone screamed. It sounded like this: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Then they shouted. It sounded like this: "EVERYONE SHUT UP!"
Everyone shut up. They were all too scared to not shut up. Then the someone hit Garak on the head. Garak fell over. He said, "Ow."
The someone said, "You deserved that."
Garak said, "Who are you?"
The someone said, "I'm Winry. You are messing up the shampoo aisle. That makes me sad."
Garak said, "I didn't do it. They did."
Winry said, "Oh." She went and she hit Orochimaru and Naruto and all of the shampoo ninjas. They were all sad and started to cry.
Orochimaru said, "Kabuto, I want a bandaid."
Kabuto said, "Okay." He gave Orochimaru a bandaid. Orochimaru cried a lot.
Winry pointed and laughed.
