Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
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Post by Elycien on Feb 21, 2007 6:49:17 GMT -5
Anyone who is a fan of Kingdom Hearts should read this. XDXDXD Makes fun of everything that is always badly done in KH fanfics, and it's so refreshing when you've been browsing the fanfiction section and complaining over how lame everything else is. >___>; www.fanfiction.net/s/2903858/1/Absolutely hilarious. A must-read. XD
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 21, 2007 6:50:23 GMT -5
OMG I FREAKING LOVE THIS STORY YAY. It's one of the only fanfiction pieces I like.
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ikkin
Villager
In possession of an angry phoenix. Very dangerous. Do not cross.
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Post by ikkin on Feb 21, 2007 12:17:45 GMT -5
That story is very awesome. ^_^ I love the running parody of yaoi, with it being a disease that's trying to take over all the worlds and turn everyone OOC, and the narrator's style of interrupting, breaking the fourth wall, etc. and... well, pretty much everything. XD And it's much better than certain other parodies I know of (particularly movie ones... >.>).  |
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 21, 2007 12:31:11 GMT -5
I'm het-exclusive, so the anti-yaoiness of it all was just awesome for me. I still need to blackmail Zylaa into reading this, now that she is playing KH.
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Post by katanal on Feb 22, 2007 17:50:57 GMT -5
why do you mock my gelatenous form?  good fanfic btw. XD |
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 22, 2007 18:23:09 GMT -5
XDDDD Wow. Just... wow. I've only read the first chapter so far though. Must read more!
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 22, 2007 19:28:25 GMT -5
Wait until you see the part with the Llama Song reference. That cracked me up.
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 9, 2007 13:44:55 GMT -5
Yes, I'm allowed to use thread necromancy. I'm the dictator. >_>
Anyway, after finishing this, I'd like to present my favorite scene, which occurs in the city of OC, after our heroes *cough* have confronted a Mary Sue:
Kain Bakayorou was an ordinary fifteen-year-old kid who lived in an ordinary house with his mom and younger sister. He had spikey hair that started out the same brown color of a bird’s nest but it graduated to turquoise as it crossed his scalp, and also red eyes. He liked skateboarding, rap-metal and pulled mostly B’s and C’s in school… he was basically just an ordinary kid.
This of course meant he was destined for much greater things and would soon be sucked into a conflict beyond all his previous understanding. This of course meant that he would soon be forced to undertake the great task of saving the world.
This particular day, Kain was just getting out of school. He passed through the schoolyard, waving hello to his good buddy Sora, and set about on walking on his way home. He went down the street and through the shopping center bordering the suburbs of the City of OC where he lived, and then decided to take a shortcut through the back alley—it led right back to the suburbs, after all. As he passed by the door that opened into the back room of Sanford & Son’s Hardware and Biology Supplies Ltd, he overheard several strange voices involved in a suspicious conversation. Being that he was only an ordinary boy, he had to listen.
(insert plot-related conversation here between Vexen, Lexaeus, and Xaldin)
Kain’s eyes widened as big as saucers and he backed up towards the other side of the alley, trying to piece together all that he’d just heard. Nobodies? Mary Sues?
Key… blade?
“What on earth is a Keyblade?” he asked himself out loud, and was surprised to hear three other voices echoing the same question.
Kain looked up abruptly and found he was not alone—three other perfectly ordinary teenagers were crowded into the alley with them and had somehow been eavesdropping, all without noticing one another.
The four eyed each other uncomfortably for a few seconds before a long platinum-haired, amber-eyed punk-looking sort of fellow spoke up.
“What are you guys doing here?”
“What do you mean, what are WE doing here?” a cornsilk yellow platinum amber blonde girl with sapphire cobalt aquamarine cornflower silk lily midnight blue eyes and a fully outfitted wardrobe from Wet Seal placed her hands on her hips and glared at the others. “What are YOU doing here?”
“Hey—I don’t know about you guys,” the third boy, whose name was Turbo Hihibaba, with hair the color of #99CC66 and periwinkle eyes raised his hands defensively, “But I had a prophetic dream last night in which I overheard a suspicious conversation in the back of the Hardware and Biology Supplies store, and then I was sucked up into a mystical portal where I found out that I was destined to be the Keybearer!”
“No way!” the first boy, whose name was Raven Ikareponchi snapped. “I’ve been having creepy hallucinations during gym class in which I overhear a suspicious conversation in the back of the Hardware and Biology Supplies store and then get sucked into a mystical portal where I find out that I am destined to be the Keybearer!”
“I was reading my tarot cards last night and they told me that today I’d overhear a suspicious conversation in the back of the Hardware and Biology Supplies store and then get sucked into a mystical portal where I will find out that I am destined to be the Keybearer, so I decided to come check it out! That is so totally weird!” the girl, named Tsuki Shuugyofu exclaimed, and glanced at Kain. “And you?”
“Well, I was innocently walking home from school when I overheard a suspicious conversation in the back of the Hardware and Biology Supplies store, and there seems to be a mystical portal appearing overhead that I assume will suck me up and then I find out I’m destined to be the Keybearer,” Kain said, pointing up at aforementioned mystical portal.
“Wow. That’s totally weird,” Tsuki said.
All four of them were suddenly sucked into the portal.
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Post by Shadaras on Aug 9, 2007 21:29:27 GMT -5
If you get to revive it, then I get to post too.
Demy-kins reminds me of Goldstar, a character that my brother made up, and that ends up being used as comic relief in the book that my friend and I (and technically my brother and two other friends) are trying to write. Except that Demy-kins manages to be more insane and random. Though I don't doubt that Goldstar could do any of the things Demy-kins manages to.
Oh, and Jeffiroth cracks me up. And Marley-dono. I mean, I find them funnier than the normal funniness level, which is good. And the Vexen cake thing, as Xaldin says, is hilarious.
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 9, 2007 21:34:14 GMT -5
XD Yes, Jeffiroth and the Vexen cake thing are both even funnier than normal.
The author really needs to update.
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Post by Shadaras on Aug 9, 2007 21:45:10 GMT -5
Yes. Yes. It must be updated. Because we must know what happens next. After all, it's actually at a climactic part right now. Which is rather unusual.
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ikkin
Villager
In possession of an angry phoenix. Very dangerous. Do not cross.
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Post by ikkin on Oct 4, 2007 20:20:28 GMT -5
Yes. Yes. It must be updated. Because we must know what happens next. After all, it's actually at a climactic part right now. Which is rather unusual. ...it updated. After, like... nine months. xD And is as awesome as usual. =D ...just thought you'd like to know. |
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 4, 2007 21:27:27 GMT -5
All praise Ikkin, the bearer of glad tidings to the TLS- deprived!
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Post by Shadaras on Oct 4, 2007 21:55:14 GMT -5
Yes. Yes. It must be updated. Because we must know what happens next. After all, it's actually at a climactic part right now. Which is rather unusual. ...it updated. After, like... nine months. xD And is as awesome as usual. =D ...just thought you'd like to know. Shade found out about that via Xiv's journal already. And yes, it is very awesome. |
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