The Evil Plan Generator

[Zylaa]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the grand canyon. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


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The Evil Guide Plan is the handiest resource I've found for generating quick, easy summaries of your method and motives for your evil plan of choice. Give it a go. =D

Main site is also very amusing: So You've Decided to be Evil.

[Celesauron]

*evil laugh* I like this site...I like it a lot...by the way, my evil plan is simply picked at random so it will in no way immitate real life. =3

Also, a lot of that stuff is cliche and I don't do cliche.

Behold, the evil plan! >3

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a senator. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

^_^ Fun.

[Zylaa]

Alas! My plan to discover your evil plan has failed, then...