The Eye of Argon

[Zylaa]

Widely considered the worst fantasy in existence, The Eye of Argon tops all other fantasies here by a long shot... at least so I have heard, because I could only stand reading through the first chapter.

I have heard that there is a game to see how far you can get through the text without laughing. I attempted that, and got to the third paragraph.

And the second paragraph is one sentence.

Enjoy, all. XD

[Celesauron]

Do Nobel gases have eyes?

...I laughed during the first sentance, due to my Grammar-Nazi habits (saw a typo) but kept reading until the actual text amused me.

Dang, this is terrible! First bit of dialogue and it feels...grah! So unnatural and...argh!!

I grinned at 'vital organs'. Don't ask me why. xDD

"darn you, barbarian" Shrieked the soldier as he observed
his comrade in death.

KHAAAAAN!!

Grignr's emerald green orbs glared lustfully at the wallowing soldier struggling before his chestnut swirled mount.

...Does any of this read wrongly to you or is it my dirty mind?

I'll read this tomorrow when I have time but this seems to be made out of pure, solid narm all the way through. xDDDD

[Xicrog]

Ooh, this. I've been considering doing a dramatic reading of it (yay Audacity!), but I don't think I'll be able to get through it without laughing. I'd have to do so many takes...