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Zylaa
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Chain Letter Greatness Aug 11, 2008 15:57:51 GMT -5

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Post by Zylaa on Aug 11, 2008 15:57:51 GMT -5

Yes, I do believe this e-mail sets new heights for chain letter greatness... although it might not beat the ninja one. Read the following literary brilliance and decide for yourself:

"There was this evil candyshop owner who killed a girl by poisoning her lolipop. Now her ghost haunts everyone, and if you don't send this email to 10 people, the girl will stab you in the head with her lolipop!!!!!!!

However, if you send this to 15 people, your crush will ask you out in the next week! This is so scary, because it is true!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, that's the entire e-mail. Also, it was written in about size 60 font, for emphasis.

What other examples of literary genius have you all found gracing your inboxes?

IT'S NOT A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING. IN FACT, IT IS A VERY BAD TIME TO START AGAIN. STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT.
- Xicrog

“My Squirtle attacks from behind. Five points from your defense!”
“…You do realize you can’t add Pokémon to D&D games at random, right?”
“Since when?”
- from Oh So Sparkly

Xicrog Hero Dude Vicious (?) Hellhound Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war... Posts: 1,047	Chain Letter Greatness Aug 11, 2008 20:08:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Xicrog on Aug 11, 2008 20:08:35 GMT -5 The...ninja one...?
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Zylaa
Wise Old Mentor

Elven Princess

At night, the ice-weasels come

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Chain Letter Greatness Aug 12, 2008 15:06:09 GMT -5

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Post by Zylaa on Aug 12, 2008 15:06:09 GMT -5

Yes.. I'm not sure of the exact content, but I'll summarize it:

A boy and a girl awkwardly meet. Let's call the guy Johnny and the girl Sue, because I forget their names.
And they talk, and they have a good time, so they go to the park to hang out, and they're holding hands, and it's all sweet and sentimental and badly typed. The following conversation occurs:

"Sue," Johnny said, "I- I love-"

WHAM!

Suddenly, Johnny was beat down by a ninja! The ninja was hired by Sue's ex-boyfriend to stop anyone from dating Sue ever again! If you don't want your crush to get beat down by a ninja, send this on to 10 people in the next 10 minutes!

IT'S NOT A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING. IN FACT, IT IS A VERY BAD TIME TO START AGAIN. STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT.
- Xicrog

“My Squirtle attacks from behind. Five points from your defense!”
“…You do realize you can’t add Pokémon to D&D games at random, right?”
“Since when?”
- from Oh So Sparkly

Elycien Young Farmboy/girl Posts: 120	Chain Letter Greatness Aug 13, 2008 7:34:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elycien on Aug 13, 2008 7:34:10 GMT -5 XDDDD I definitely wouldn't send that on, because it would be hysterical for my crush to get beaten down by a ninja.

Zylaa Wise Old Mentor Elven Princess At night, the ice-weasels come Posts: 1,373	Chain Letter Greatness Aug 13, 2008 20:52:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zylaa on Aug 13, 2008 20:52:13 GMT -5 Exactly! I mean, it's not like the ninja would kill the crush or anything. Just spontaneously attack.
	IT'S NOT A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING. IN FACT, IT IS A VERY BAD TIME TO START AGAIN. STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT. - Xicrog “My Squirtle attacks from behind. Five points from your defense!” “…You do realize you can’t add Pokémon to D&D games at random, right?” “Since when?” - from Oh So Sparkly

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