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Post by Zylaa on Sept 8, 2007 17:26:24 GMT -5
In this wonderful game of crushing people's dreams, one person makes a wish, then the other person grants the wish explaining how that wish goes wrong. Then that person posts a wish, and so on, and so forth.
I wish I had a pony.
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Post by Shadaras on Sept 8, 2007 22:50:58 GMT -5
You get the pony, but it appears right above you and crushes you. D= You are now dead.
I wish I was a shapeshifter who could turn into avians.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 9, 2007 12:54:44 GMT -5
You get your wish, but the only two avians you can turn into are sparrows and pigeons. You are soon eaten by a hawk.
I wish my room would clean itself.
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Post by Shadaras on Sept 9, 2007 12:55:57 GMT -5
You get your wish, but it decides that you are something that must be cleaned as well, and soon destroys you.
I wish I'd stop procrastinating on writing stuff.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 9, 2007 13:36:29 GMT -5
You get your wish. Instead, you are deeply committed to writing the worst Mary-sue cliche fanfiction ever created, and you are thus beaten to death.
I wish someone would go to the grocery store for me.
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
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Post by Elycien on Sept 15, 2007 20:10:21 GMT -5
You get your wish, but then the substitute grocery shopper also eats all your food, and so you starve and die.
I wish I could pull an all-nighter without feeling sleepy and completely throwing off my sleep schedule.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 15, 2007 20:20:12 GMT -5
You get your wish, but then get insomnia and die of sleep deprivation.
I wish my college offered Japanese language courses.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 18, 2007 21:25:42 GMT -5
You get your wish. However, the added workload of Japanese language courses deprives you of all your free time and most of your sleeping time.
I wish it would rain a bit here.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 19, 2007 8:05:19 GMT -5
(Did I say I would actually take the courses? :3)
You get your wish, but the ensuing rains cause a flood of biblical proportions and you all drown.
I wish this topic would end.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 19, 2007 21:38:01 GMT -5
You get your wish, but only because TFT explodes and dies.
I wish I had a better work ethic.
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
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Post by Elycien on Sept 24, 2007 5:34:55 GMT -5
You get your wish, but because you're such a good worker, every employer in the area wants you to work for them. You run away to be a hermit in Antarctica because you can't take the pressure.
I wish I could get rid of Writer's Block once and for all.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 25, 2007 15:43:23 GMT -5
You get your wish, but Writer's Block turns out to be a small cafe in Sasketchewan and you still can't write anything.
I wish the equestrian team had actual money instead of being broke.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 25, 2007 21:18:42 GMT -5
You get your wish, but they acquire the money by illegal activites, so the entire team is arrested.
I wish my cat would stop inadvertently puncturing my leg.
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Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
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Post by Elycien on Sept 26, 2007 7:22:01 GMT -5
You get your wish, but the punctures it left already don't go away and get infected and you die. Or have your leg chopped off. Aren't I lovely and morbid today.
I wish I could find a Death Note so I could spend my time killing small insects and frustrating a shinigami out of his mind.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 25, 2007 12:48:24 GMT -5
You get your wish, but the shinigami who goes out of his mind turns on you and kills you.
I wish I had an angel for one moment of love/I wish I had your angel/your...you know, I'll stop while I'm ahead.
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