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Post by Zylaa on Mar 15, 2007 21:18:33 GMT -5
In tribute to Dave Barry's tireless dedication to getting new column material out of this survey.
So what are your least favorite songs?
I cannot stand "Picture"- it's so much worse than the Pina Colada song, because at least the Pina Colada song is an incomprehensible song about people cheating on each other.
I also can't stand "The First Cut is the Deepest," partly because I can make no sense of the refrain.
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Post by Xicrog on May 23, 2007 20:26:29 GMT -5
I have a love-hate relationship with goth rock and symphonic metal. Because they're all Dutch or Finnish and have horrible accents. And I can't understand a word they're saying.
I HAAAAATE that stupid rap whozamawhatzit song. The really explicit one they played on one of our local radio stations all the time when I was in middle school and all the girls insisted on singing along. DM agrees with me. I'm not narrowing it down at all, but I really don't care.
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Post by Zylaa on May 27, 2007 17:38:25 GMT -5
Yeah, you may have eliminated five rap songs from the category of rap songs...
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Post by Xicrog on Aug 17, 2007 19:26:39 GMT -5
In particular, the Milkshake song bothers me. Because it literally translates to this:
My frosted dairy-based beverage brings all persons of the male gender to the space outside my house
And they say, it is superior to your frosted dairy-based beverage
Huzzah, my dairy-based beverage is superior to yours
I could teach you to create such delicious drinks
But to do so, I would be forced to levy a fee
Taking metaphorical things literally is fun!
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 17, 2007 23:40:23 GMT -5
XDDDD That is the best translation of rap lyrics I think I've ever heard.
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Post by Xicrog on Oct 8, 2007 20:07:12 GMT -5
KHAAAAAAANNN(ate!)
Worst band ever, seriously. Khanate is what's called "extreme doom metal," which is the polite way of saying they think they're too l33t for a time signature or tempo. They inspired the recently-posted metal parody on The Refrigerator Door.
Their songs. They make me want to put my head between the keyboard and monitor of my laptop and close it repeatedly. Or take a flying leap out of my first-floor window.
And their music videos are worse. The singer insists on shoving his face in front of the camera every five seconds, and it's incredibly annoying. I kept hoping he'd smack his forehead on the lens and fall backwards or something, it would have made the video much more interesting.
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