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Mar 10, 2007 23:04:32 GMT -5
Post by Zylaa on Mar 10, 2007 23:04:32 GMT -5
This movie is madness! No, this movie is of free men! Free men who will fight against tyranny! They will not be slaves! Slaves are what the tyrant sends to battle! But Sparta is free!
Positives: - The three sexy Spartans - Goat-man! - "It's called 300 because that's how many movies it used!" (Star wars, Mulan, Kingdom Hearts, Lord of the Rings...." - Spartans can apparently stand through hurricane-force winds - Some witty lines - Sexy Spartans saying witty lines
Negatives: - Blood - Gore - Sex - Depressing things - Sexy Spartans dying with blood and gore
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ikkin
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In possession of an angry phoenix. Very dangerous. Do not cross.
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Mar 15, 2007 13:21:11 GMT -5
Post by ikkin on Mar 15, 2007 13:21:11 GMT -5
- "It's called 300 because that's how many movies it used!" (Star wars, Mulan, Kingdom Hearts, Lord of the Rings...." Explain, please? ^_^;; (Particularly the Kingdom Hearts and Mulan bits... XD) ...is that not a majority of the movie? XD
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Mar 16, 2007 12:05:49 GMT -5
Post by Zylaa on Mar 16, 2007 12:05:49 GMT -5
Okay, have you seen the movie? You won't understand any of this if not. SPOILERNESS: The creepy old priest guys looked like Emperor Palpatine, I have no idea what the Mulan similarity was but katanal leaned over at one point and said "this is like Mulan." There is another part with the creepy old priests and their hoods are completely shadowing their faces (Organization XIII). And Lord of the Rings was because David Wenham acted in it as well as an Orlando Bloom lookalike, and there was a hunched over creepy guy that started following the Spartans around so that looked like Gollum.
XD That is a majority of the movie indeed, but depending on tolerance for blood and gore, it's alright. I discovered I have no objection to watching people stabbed through with spears on the big screen.
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Aug 14, 2007 7:24:30 GMT -5
Post by Xicrog on Aug 14, 2007 7:24:30 GMT -5
*uses Raise Dead on topic*
Add one more negative to that: Frank Miller wrote it.
MIIIIIILLLLLLLEEEEEERRRR!!!!!
Now, I just need someone to bring up artists butchering human anatomy so I can use another scans_daily meme and yell LIIIIEEEEFFFEEEELLLD!
LAAAAAANNNND!!!
This is very relaxing.
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Sept 3, 2007 15:57:54 GMT -5
Post by Xicrog on Sept 3, 2007 15:57:54 GMT -5
...doublepost, but I must say this.
My dad and I go camping every year in Virginia. On the way to the Greyson Highlands, we pass through a town called...come on, guess.
SPARTAAAAA!
And even better...there is a Sparta Restaurant. Seriously, that's what it's called.
Sadly, the Sparta Restaurant is closed for renovations, so the Spartans must dine in hell instead. Or at least that's what 300 tells me.
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Sept 3, 2007 16:54:07 GMT -5
Post by Zylaa on Sept 3, 2007 16:54:07 GMT -5
XD So that's why they had to dine in hell. The light is shed!
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