Best Worst Quotes

[Zylaa]

It's not really so much of a paradox. This is the place for lines of literature that are just so strange you can't help but laugh.

I think my favorite is "My mother is a fish," from As I Lay Dying (the book, not the band). That gets an entire chapter to itself. Supposedly it makes sense in context.

[Xicrog]

This is actually a comic book quote, but oh well.

"WE HAVE TO HELP HIM WITH HIS SEXY FIGHT!"
-Paco, Blue Beetle #something-or-another

I laugh uncontrolably every time I read it.

Actually, Blue Beetle is full of these kind of quotes. >.> There's also "You made evil puppies?!' and 'I am...A DENTIST.' and 'My name is Traci Thirteen. I'm dating your son. I brought cookies.' and 'You've got a forehead full of justice? What does that even mean?'