Zav
Expendable Minion
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Post by Zav on Jan 8, 2007 15:04:09 GMT -5
Marks for alliteration there... ^^ (Typo intentional)
Do you like Toaster? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you loathe them? Do you have one? Do you want one? What do you put in one? What don't you put in one? Do they fly? Do they sing? Do they talk? Do they toast? Do you think you can answer any questions? Do you think you will get through the rest of this thread? Perhaps not...
So I though, with my dying love for Toaster (Flying ones especially), that I would make a Toaster Talk thread, for Toaster talk =D
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Jan 8, 2007 15:15:43 GMT -5
I don't use toasters. D:
However, I have experimented with them. Like how long can a bread stay in a toaster before it burns. Apparently wholemeal bread lasts somewhat longer than white bread. And the older the bread is, the slower it burns. My theory is that wholemeal bread retains more moisture than white bread and that old bread has absorbed more moisture from the air, making it harder to burn.
Either way, the smell of burning bread in a toaster isn't be best smell to have around the house. And if you have a smoke alarm, it's best not to conduct the experiment indoors
Also, cleaning the toaster's insides after burning like 10 slices of bread isn't fun. D:
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 8, 2007 18:24:09 GMT -5
Have you people heard of the amazing flaming Kellogs' pop tarts? Apparently if they stay in the toaster for just about three minutes they'll send up flames like a blowtorch.
Sadly, we only own a toaster oven. But we do have an ancient computer with the Flying Toasters screensaver on it. And the Flying Toasters theme song.
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Ginz
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Post by Ginz on Jan 8, 2007 21:22:29 GMT -5
Yay toasters!
Toasters always startle me... the toast pops out when I least expect it. >.>
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 11, 2007 13:28:41 GMT -5
Perhaps the toasters are harnessing this power to startle the people of the world into submission.
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Post by Scar ~ Crispy Kitty of DOOM on Jan 12, 2007 7:05:25 GMT -5
Perhaps the toasters are harnessing this power to startle the people of the world into submission. Yes, yes they are indeed xDDD *wants THAT toaster* |
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 12, 2007 13:39:24 GMT -5
XDD Wonderful, Scar (and thanks for joining).
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 16, 2007 19:47:42 GMT -5
Have you people heard of the amazing flaming Kellogs' pop tarts? Apparently if they stay in the toaster for just about three minutes they'll send up flames like a blowtorch. ...Zylaa? How did you find that out? Er, do I want to know? And so this reply isn't pointless, I like poptarts. Oh, how I like poptarts. I'll probably have one tomorrow morning, because I am too lazy to make a real breakfast. Toasters are a great invention of humankind, I must say. Except when they catch on fire. |
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 16, 2007 20:34:48 GMT -5
I first heard about it on the news in sixth grade. Then Dave Barry wrote a column on it.
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Post by katanal on Jan 16, 2007 21:15:09 GMT -5
1. i hate you people and your love of small furry rodent-like creatures. including kittens and dogs 2. i have no toaster  but i have a toaster oven! it's like a toaster.but mega cooler |
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 16, 2007 21:21:26 GMT -5
... That is slightly scary that half the people on this thread have fuzzy animals in their avatar.
I also have a toaster oven. But I must say that toasters are mega cool.
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