League of People Who Don't Believe in Liechenstien

[Xicrog]

I told you the whole title wouldn't fit, Zylaa. Anyway, the full name for this organization is the League of Educated People Who Don't Believe in Liechtenstien. The educated part is very important.

We are devoted to the proliferation of non-belief in a nonexistant country called Liechtenstien. Though there are those who claim that we are wrong, and Liechtenstien is actually the fifth smallest country in the world, they are clearly uneducated bigoted twits who can't see the obvious truth in front of them. Because who has ever heard of Liechtenstien? Who has ever seen someone from Liechtenstien? Who has ever seen an export from Liechtenstein? Who has ever seen Liechtenstien? No one. Obviously, this is because Liechtenstien does not exist.

Okay, if you haven't figured it out already, this is a parody of things like the Flying Spaghetti Monster and The Cult of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, which are all spoofs on theism. Seeing as there are no spoofs on atheism, I took it into my own hands to make one. Join if you like making fun of people, or the idea of yelling "I don't believe in Liechtenstien!" in public.

[katanal]

i didn't use to believe in poland.
so i'll join.

[Xicrog]

Poland, Liechtenstien...they're kind of similar. Welcome to the League, young disbeliever.
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*throws party* Woo, we have two members now!

[Zylaa]

I shall join. Clearly, Liechtenstein does not exist.
And katanal, I thought that was a different person who didn't believe in Poland.

[Xicrog]

Yes! My logic is infalliable! No one can deny the non-existance of Liechtenstien! No one is quite sure how to spell it, either, but that's not the point.

[katanal]

nope. me.

[Taslin]

At the risk of being incarcerated for necroposting and plotting to undermine history teachers everywhere, I DO NOT BELIEVE IN LIECHTENSTEIN.

....Or Wyoming either, actually, but that's beside the point.

I HAVE COME TO JOIN THE FLOCK!!!

[Xicrog]

Thread necromancy is the national past-time at TFT.

Bah, getting arrested is the best way to make your political movement controversial and therefore popular.

[Zylaa]

Just ahead of off-topic posting. ^_^

So to get the movement off to a good start, one of us has to get arrested for doing something radical in support of this movement.

[Xicrog]

My German teacher is trying to convert me, and my German textbook makes reference to Liechtenstein. THIS IS INEXCUSABLE. HOW DARE THEY ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE ME THERE IS A LIECHTENSTEIN!? So, I volunteer to get arrested by making a bonfire of German textbooks outside my dorm.

[Zylaa]

Excellent plan! But make sure to have plenty of matches, because, speaking as a veteran of many camping trips, it's really hard to get a fire lit.

[Shadaras]

.. Not joining. Just to see your reaction when I say 'I believe in Liechenstien.'

[Xicrog]

Obvioulsy, you're an illogical, ignorant idiot who lives only on blind faith and is incapable of facing facts, no matter how readily apparent they may be.

*coughhacklookupinvisiblepinkunicornonwikipediacoughhack*

[Taslin]

kittengriffin said:

.. Not joining. Just to see your reaction when I say 'I believe in Liechenstien.'

You poor soul. They've obviously brainwashed you.

But fear not, Shade--one day we will free you from your fetters and bring you to the ranks of the Enlightened Ones!

[Shadaras]

Xic - And yet I like logic, and employ it to my advantage. And what fact am I not facing?

Tas - .. What fetters?