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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 17:34:27 GMT -5
...because I am! Any other Dave Barry readers here besides me and Zylaa? But for those of you who haven't read his stuff, he's a columnist/author who writes about such significant issues as mango trees, hallucinogenic frogs, great names for rock bands, worst songs ever made, and weasels. All while making booger jokes.
So, discuss. Isn't Dave Barry quite possibly the best humor columnist ever? He is so awesome, Zylaa and I almost made a musical based on his life. With slight exaggerations.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 29, 2007 17:55:55 GMT -5
I believe the wide-open 2008 presidential election shall be won by Dave Barry.
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 18:26:50 GMT -5
Yes indeed. Especially seeing as he has so much free time now without the column-writing and such...
...well. He gets my vote. Even though I'm underage. I'll sneak into the voting place and write his name down on a piece of paper and stick it in the ballot box. All while humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
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Post by katanal on Jan 29, 2007 18:59:52 GMT -5
yes i just bought "dave barry slept here...a sort of history of the united states"
and you know.
the american people would be MUCH more likley to vote for a politically minded comedian than ....rudiy guiliani. fugit rudiy! we're not stupid! you don't spell names like that idiot! even if you ARE a liberal, gay, republican. you have orgies with your pals in oil fields, you sick paradoxical politician.
and hillary! you are like.... gah! no one loves you! that's always been your problem! your parents didn't love you, bill didn't love you, the american public, except for the "i suck on prunes and lemons" faction of democratic females and mysoginists.
osama. er. obama. dude. you're so charistmatic. but fugoo too! you don't know what you want to do! you're a rudderless ship! even rudiy wouldn't ride you.
john edwards. though you share the first name of many great men, you're such a..... i have no argument formed against you at this time.
wait for it edwards....i'm coming for you.
and this concludes Episode 1 of "2008 Presidential Candidates Suck Major A55"
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 19:03:21 GMT -5
Kata for president in 2012.
EDIT: It's kind of hard for John Kerry not to share the name of many great men, seeing as John is such a common name.
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Post by katanal on Jan 29, 2007 21:15:11 GMT -5
this is true, though i was talking about edwards....but ....okay.
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 21:20:55 GMT -5
Edwards is a common last name too.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 29, 2007 22:23:58 GMT -5
And the Flying Toasters forum waits on edge for katanal to form her cutting and savvy political attack on John Edwards.
And Xicrog, you'll be of voting age by '08.
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 30, 2007 6:57:02 GMT -5
...oh. That's right. I blame that slip-up on my apophenia. Or maybe it was my dysgraphia. One of those neurological disorders.
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Post by katanal on Jan 30, 2007 14:04:57 GMT -5
just your general ia.
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 30, 2007 18:58:40 GMT -5
What's my general ia?
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Post by katanal on Jan 30, 2007 21:17:17 GMT -5
...oh. That's right. I blame that slip-up on my apophen ia. Or maybe it was my dysgraph ia. One of those neurological disorders. ias. |
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 6, 2007 7:06:19 GMT -5
I still don't know what an IAS is. And I just realized that our Dave Barry musical needs a number called "Dave Barry 4 Prez" or something to that effect.
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 6, 2007 21:45:58 GMT -5
All the disorders you listed ended in ia. Therefore, ias.
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 7, 2007 7:05:29 GMT -5
Oh. I thought it was some an abbreviation for some comorbid disorder that would encompass all of the disorders I had previously mentioned. That's what I get for looking too deep into things.
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