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Post by Xicrog on Aug 29, 2007 12:57:04 GMT -5
What I read: Sexy Textbook What it said: Student Textbook
...I don't really have an excuse for that one, except for the fact that the paper was kind of crumpled.
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 29, 2007 20:43:24 GMT -5
... I shudder to think what a Sexy Textbook would be like.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 2, 2007 20:01:39 GMT -5
Because I am a Wild Arms fan, I have an inkling of an idea. No, you don't want to find out.
And speaking of that...
What I read: Apoptart What it said: Apoptosis
Um...my excuse is...I wasn't paying attention to the text and it was three in the morning. And I love those stupid breakfast pastries way too much.
Apoptart would make a great name for an RPG technique, as if Apoptosis wasn't a good enough one. I already fall over laughing every single time Jude yells "Apoptosis!" in this very serious voice.
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 3, 2007 11:36:10 GMT -5
Hey, a poptart isn't that strange a weapon- just put them in a malfunctioning toaster, and soon it'll be flaming like a blowtorch. ^_^
Speaking of RPG techniques: What I read: Bill's End What it said: All's End
Hey, the attack doesn't seem to do much anyway. >_>
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 3, 2007 14:26:48 GMT -5
I just said it would make a great name for a technique.
While IM'ing with Hoodie:
What I read: Order it onion What she said: Order it online.
Hey, the Bill's End thing reminds me of changing RPG character names to highly comical things. Like in FF8, someone I know changed Griever's name to BOB! so whenever Ultimecia would summon him, she would say "BOB!! Make them bleed!"
I have scores of those, so I think I'll put them in Stupid Gaming Moments.
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 6, 2007 15:08:13 GMT -5
What I read: Bling Guardian What it said: Blind Guardian
Random EDIT thought: Bling Guardian, the new rapcore metal sensation!
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 6, 2007 21:20:55 GMT -5
What I read: Israeli Stealing Dog What it said: Israeli Sterling Dog
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 8, 2007 17:51:54 GMT -5
Whenever I see those signs on automatic doors, I interpret it as Automatic CAUTION Doors. Instead of Caution: Automatic doors.
I can't believe I haven't mentioned this one....
What I read: Got internet problems? Bring them to Jesus! What it said: Got internet problems? Bring them to Justus!
Give me a break, it's a Baptist campus...
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 8, 2007 18:10:42 GMT -5
XDDDD Jesus, heal this laptop!
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 9, 2007 9:28:37 GMT -5
Jesus healed my laptop today! I woke up this morning and suddenly the internet was working again! Now I don't have to go to the computer lab anymore!
JESUS SAVES (COMPUTERS)!
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 9, 2007 13:59:27 GMT -5
What I read: Cardboard drink What it said: Carbonated drink
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 12, 2007 21:45:02 GMT -5
What I read: Biblical nonsense What it said: Bloidical nonsense
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Post by Xicrog on Sept 15, 2007 17:32:50 GMT -5
What I read: NFL anime abuse What it said: NFL animal abuse
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Post by Zylaa on Sept 18, 2007 21:45:56 GMT -5
What it said: Brunettes.... Represent! What I read: Brunettes.... Repent!
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Post by Elycien on Sept 20, 2007 18:10:34 GMT -5
What it said: Brunettes.... Represent! What I read: Brunettes.... Repent! Those brunettes. Bunch of sinners, all of 'em. XD
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