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Post by Zylaa on Jan 26, 2007 15:40:47 GMT -5
XDDDD I can see myself doing the exact same thing if I ever have a boyfriend and then break up with him.
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 26, 2007 21:47:44 GMT -5
Hah. And people wonder why I don't date. I would probably do something like that, too.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 27, 2007 18:50:36 GMT -5
"It's not translucent, it's see-through." - a sister
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 28, 2007 13:43:05 GMT -5
Dad: I have a photogenic memory. Me: ...that means you have a memory that looks good on camera.
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 17:30:53 GMT -5
BD: What does that say? Tictac? Toast? Oh, tacet! He needs better glasses.
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 29, 2007 17:54:38 GMT -5
Don't forget "Oboe curses," xicrog. Or something like that.
"Chickens are mammals!" "Hey I can't see a thingSLAW!" Both pearls of wisdom from katanal.
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Post by katanal on Jan 29, 2007 18:19:25 GMT -5
oh yeah? well. stfu
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 18:30:57 GMT -5
UR MOM. Oh, and just remembered one from a guy in my class.
BradPerson: Do rabbits lay eggs?
Why didn't I switch to an honors class when I had the chance?
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 29, 2007 18:38:20 GMT -5
OMG. Sorry for doublepost, but I can't believe I forgot this one until now.
Person: Um, excuse me. (points to an orange tree) What kind of tree is this? Tour Guide: ...orange. Person: Yes, I know the fruit is orange, but what kind of tree is it? Tour Guide: Orange! Person: I know, but- The other person who was with Person takes her aside and explains. Me: *hysterical giggles once Person is out of earshot*
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 30, 2007 22:16:09 GMT -5
"We're the majority, as far as minorities go." -katanal
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Post by Xicrog on Jan 31, 2007 18:24:17 GMT -5
Bwahaha. I can't believe I forgot this one, either. Zylaa, I may have told you about this. Hint: It's from Toronto.
Band person: Look, it's the ocean! Other band person: Those are the Great Lakes, you idiot.
Canadian border patrol guy: Where were you born? Same band person: March... CBPG: No, where were you born? SBP: March! Other band person: SBP! WHERE were you born? SBP: Oh, (deleted for saftey purposes) County Hospital!
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Post by Zylaa on Jan 31, 2007 22:56:58 GMT -5
At the Academic team competition: Judge: Which president grew marijuana in his backyard? Tkid: Bill Clinton? Judge: Possibly, but that's not what we're looking for.
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 4, 2007 17:29:50 GMT -5
Dad: Meringues are made of sugar and eggshells.
Grandma (solemnly): I mean, there are some times in life when things get tough and you just have to say- Grandpa: Have you seen any episodes of that Lost show?
Totally ruined the moment. Really funny, though.
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Post by Zylaa on Feb 6, 2007 21:44:30 GMT -5
"Red is cold, and green is, like, red-hot." -katanal
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Post by Xicrog on Feb 7, 2007 11:48:55 GMT -5
Kid (talking about a pop quiz): This is unconstitutional! Me: You're unconstitutional. Kid: Your mom is unconstitutional! (long pause) Me: ...your face is unconstitutional!
Worst insulting match ever.
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