|
Post by Zylaa on Aug 9, 2008 23:58:37 GMT -5
XD Kids these days and their repeated murderings.
The following quote is just that much better if you know DM... which only Xicrog does... but she will appreciate it that much more.
This is regarding the quote about civilization being twenty-four hours and three meals away from collapse: JBog: "That can't be true... there's always something to eat." DM: "Yeah, there's always another human."
|
|
Sediea
Expendable Minion
Disciple of Alchiba
Disciples of Alchiba Unite!
Posts: 18
|
Post by Sediea on Aug 15, 2008 10:45:13 GMT -5
Dad: *to brother who got swiss cheese* "If you don't like the holes, you can always just eat around them."
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Aug 28, 2008 15:55:18 GMT -5
Japanese Ghosts&Monsters class is good for wacky shenanigans.
Classmate A: "I'm going to take this moment to bring up a point about the living dead."
Classmate B: *referring to the Tales of Heike* "Did that guy REALLY shoot a fan in the air like that?" Lineberger-sensei: "Ye--well, probably not from THAT far away..."
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Sept 6, 2008 14:26:02 GMT -5
ZOMG Double post.
At Dinner:
Me: "Almost anything can be made funny if you just add the word 'chicken' in front of it." Ben: "Like what, Chicken Genocide?"
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Sept 10, 2008 16:59:09 GMT -5
TRIPLE POST! XD I'm such a bad forumite, I really should learn to click the edit button.
In Japanese class today:
"Hold it--he's a person, not a LANGUAGE!"
~Our sensei, after a student said the word for the Japanese language instead of the nationality.
|
|
Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
Posts: 120
|
Post by Elycien on Sept 13, 2008 9:14:09 GMT -5
Me: Don't you feel sorry for the guy who plays Edward in the Twilight movie? Rachel: ... no? Me: Think about it - there's no way he can POSSIBLY live up to the idealized dreams of tens of thousands of teenage fangirls. Rachel: Yes, he can! He's CUTE! Me: *rolling eyes* Oh come on. He's not even THAT good looking. Rachel: YES HE IS! Me: No he's not! I mean seriously! DATA is better looking! AND YES, I SO JUST WENT THERE!
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Sept 13, 2008 13:17:01 GMT -5
I agree-- he's not that good looking. And the supposedly ominous pose on all the posters just doesn't work. At all. He doesn't look like a debonair sexy vampire, he looks like a serial killer.
|
|
Elycien
Young Farmboy/girl
Posts: 120
|
Post by Elycien on Sept 13, 2008 17:37:32 GMT -5
I agree-- he's not that good looking. And the supposedly ominous pose on all the posters just doesn't work. At all. He doesn't look like a debonair sexy vampire, he looks like a serial killer. XDDD And his complexion doesn't work for me either. He doesn't look like a beautiful, pale vampire. He looks like he's rather ill. Like I said. Data just works better for me, kthx. >.>
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Sept 17, 2008 23:37:43 GMT -5
Exactly. I think he's gonna die of tuberculosis somewhere in the film.
Also, for the sheer randomness of this sentence, which I believe has never been said before:
Me, on IM: "You translate Dinosaur into Spanish?"
|
|
|
Post by Xicrog on Sept 17, 2008 23:41:57 GMT -5
*is lost* ._. ...Why yes, I do live under a rock. >_>; But I recognize Data from watching reruns of Star Trek on Sci-Fi. ;
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Sept 17, 2008 23:50:14 GMT -5
You haven't seen the ads for the Twilight movie? I mean, you're not missing out on much. Some prime parody material.
|
|
|
Post by Xicrog on Sept 18, 2008 13:31:08 GMT -5
I haven't watched any TV since Pushing Daisies went on hiatus. ^^; Parody material is always good, though.
|
|
|
Post by Zylaa on Sept 18, 2008 16:33:02 GMT -5
... I haven't watched TV at all either. XD Ads are on the internet too.
Actually I haven't seen the Twilight trailer. I'm sure it would be good for laughs.
|
|
|
Post by Xicrog on Sept 18, 2008 22:48:37 GMT -5
Apparently, the ads are on all the wrong sites. And it most likely would be good for laughs, but I don't feel particularly compulsed to seek it out.
|
|
Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
Posts: 103
|
Post by Taslin on Sept 21, 2008 19:30:54 GMT -5
"Your parents went to all that trouble to potty-train you when you were a toddler. I'm pretty sure they won't object to you taking a bathroom break now."
~Me, to my roommate. XD It actually made sense in context, I promise.
|
|