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Post by Zylaa on Nov 25, 2007 19:40:41 GMT -5
... You get your wish, but you don't, in fact, quit while you're ahead, and therefore you are smote.
I wish my college applications would fill themselves out well.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 25, 2007 19:48:42 GMT -5
You get your wish, but the resulting applications are so long that none of the staff at the colleges of your choice read them.
I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 25, 2007 19:57:33 GMT -5
You get your wish, but then it hurries up and goes away before you can appreciate it.
I wish college apps didn't require reccomendations.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 25, 2007 20:00:04 GMT -5
You get your wish, but to compensate they decide you must have a talent audition instead where you must juggle flaming torches while doing an interpretive dance to a noiserock song.
I wish it would snow here.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 25, 2007 20:01:39 GMT -5
You get your wish. It snows one snowflake.
I wish we didn't have any homework.
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Taslin
Young Farmboy/girl
She Who Stares at Shiny Things
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Post by Taslin on Nov 25, 2007 20:06:48 GMT -5
Granted, my dear Zylaa. All the work that would be done at home is now in-class work. Unfortunately, none of it goes away, and you are forced to stay at school for an extra 10 hours a day to get it all done.
I wish someone else could have my wish.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 25, 2007 20:10:33 GMT -5
You get your wish. Unfortunately, you give your wish to an evil dictator, who uses it to bring the world under his submission.
I wish someone would make me dinner.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 25, 2007 20:12:14 GMT -5
You get your wish, but sadly it is burnt to a crisp and you must hunger until breakfast.
I wish Zylaa would pay me for the people I recruited, seeing as I'm worth my weight in gold and such.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 25, 2007 20:16:16 GMT -5
You get your wish- unfortunately, I mistakenly pay you your weight in fool's gold, so now you have a gigantic brick of pyrite to lug around.
I wish something interesting would happen.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 25, 2007 20:17:58 GMT -5
You get your wish, but that something interesting is you spontaneously combusting.
I wish I had Sonata Arctica's entire discography.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 25, 2007 20:31:20 GMT -5
You get your wish. But then you spontaneously combust.
I wish I could think of more creative comebacks.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 25, 2007 20:51:43 GMT -5
You get your wish, but all of your creative comebacks are in Romanian.
I wish I was in a better dorm.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 26, 2007 23:18:45 GMT -5
You get your wish- you walk to a better dorm and post on the Flying Toasters from a computer there. Then go back to your old dorm.
I wish there were more hours for me to sleep.
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Post by Xicrog on Nov 26, 2007 23:59:42 GMT -5
You get your wish, but those hours encompass all of your free time.
I wish GWU had no minimum hours required for classes.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 27, 2007 22:38:10 GMT -5
You get your wish. Now nobody goes to class, your teachers all give up in despair, and you have no school at all.
Hang on, is that a bad thing?
I wish I could go back to elementary school.
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